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Homestuck Kink Meme: Act 2

Homestuck Kink Meme

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There's a master list of fills in this post. Please link yours when you finish them!


(Anonymous) 2012-05-18 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
Jake introduces Dirk to the game Twister.

Breeders are terrifying, mpreg, dub-con and slavery

(Anonymous) 2012-05-19 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Another prompt where trolls with blood streaks in their hair are oviparous, but with a very different take on it. It's not limited to sea trolls this time, but it's much more common in sea trolls, and you never find any troll lower than cerulean with a blood streak.

Breeders appear in the following proportions:
Violets: one in nine
Indigos: one in eighty-one
Blues: one in six and a half thousand
Ceruleans: one in roughly 43 million

In theory one in two quadrillion (that's 2,000,000,000,000,000) teals will have the blood streak that marks a breeder, but it's never happened. Also in theory one in three tyrians should be a breeder, but every tryian Gl'bgolyth doesn't choose is murdered and by the Condense's orders Gl'bgolyth is never gets the chance to choose a breeder.

This is because breeders are bigger and stronger than any other troll - usually a third again as large as other trolls after they finish growing. And even before they mature they're stronger than they should be for their size. They don't start showing the size difference before they hit their final growth spurt at around seven or eight sweeps. Breeders are venomous, with something that acts as a paralytic and/or psionic suppressant depending on the dose and the victim.

Dualscar was the same size as normal trolls because when he was immature he was hurt badly enough that he ended up spayed - he lost his egg sacs and was left only capable of reproducing like a normal troll.

Different breeders will set up their households/relationships in different ways, and it would be seen as a political statement.

Breeders who keep harems, either an undifferentiated harem or one for the red quadrant and one for the black are usually considered traditionalists and tend to be fairly strong supporters of the Condesce - and she tends to encourage that by giving the weaker of the heiresses who challenge her and lose to them for their harems.

Sometimes breeders will keep harems but designate a red and black consort, or just designate the consorts. Consorts aren't 'equals' the way a kismesis or a matespirit is, and can't demand exclusivity the way a quadrant can, but they have more status than the concubines of a breeder's harems. These breeders tend to be seen as moderate to progressives.

Finally there's the breeders who end up with quadrants, or one quadrant and a harem/consort for the unfilled quadrant. These are seen as progressive to radicals depending on how many quadrants they have and who they fill the quadrant with.

Breeders who don't bother with harems, consorts or quadrants and just take temporary lovers in season are perceived as apolitical.

I don't care what you write in this world, I just want to see something about Eridan in this world, post-SGrub, non-SGrub AU, whatever. Maybe there's competition to 'belong' to a breeder because they hold a lot of power or maybe it's taken for granted that a breeder doesn't need to bother with quadrants, (s)he just takes whichever other trolls (s)he wants as seed donors. Because breeders are just as dangerous egg-heavy as at any other time, sometimes even more dangerous because it makes them more aggressive.

Re: Breeders are terrifying, mpreg, dub-con and slavery

(Anonymous) 2013-07-17 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Filled at the other meme:

kanaya, weight gain

(Anonymous) 2012-05-20 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
kanaya assumes that consuming blood won't have any negative effects on her body, as it is technically dead. turns out that it just takes a lot longer to work through her system.

basically i'd like to see her wake up one day to find that three years of wanton blood consumption has come back to haunt her. you can throw pairings in if you'd like, but i don't really care either way.


(Anonymous) 2012-05-20 01:36 am (UTC)(link)

⋄/♥/♠/picking up chicks/fighting crime, I don't care, so long there is some point at which as he nonchalantly pulls out a smoke while she fixes her lipstick.

Dirk, Jake, Roxy, Jane: Touch Starvation

(Anonymous) 2012-05-20 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Three out of four of these kids have pretty much never been around other living human beings, and the other really likes all of them. So, what I want is that, when they do finally meet up in person, they just... really don't want to stop touching each other. Not like, in a sexual way, just like... walking around holding hands, or taking stupid excuses to play-strife each other, or sleeping all curled up in a puppy pile. That sort of thing.

Don't care whether there is poly, or sub-pairings, or pure gen; just want to see some non-sexual skin hunger.

Re: Dirk, Jake, Roxy, Jane: Touch Starvation

(Anonymous) 2012-05-26 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
This is the cutest ever and I second it so hard. I might even have to write it... Would OP mind if it was from the point of view of one specific person but managed to include all four kids?

Re: Dirk, Jake, Roxy, Jane: Touch Starvation

(Anonymous) - 2012-05-26 06:59 (UTC) - Expand

Eridan/any, Poisons/Drugs

(Anonymous) 2012-05-20 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Eridan develops an interest for poisons or drugs (possibly because of his interest in the lives of past nobility) and sometimes uses them on his partner(s). (It can be non-consensual, it can be blackrom, but it doesn't have to be either - maybe his partner wants to experiment with them, or maybe the drugs work to keep a dangerous partner from hurting him by mistake, as examples.)

Grand Highblood/Signless

(Anonymous) 2012-05-27 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Grand Highblood/Signless, set to Journey's "Separate Ways". Because seriously, this is so their theme song.

Here with lyrics, for convenience:


(Anonymous) 2012-05-31 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
The Strider Bros make a bet with Jade and Jane over some silly thing and through a series of shenanigans got served like they were on butler island. So as payment for winning the bet Jade and Jane decide to take a trip to butler island, with Dirk and Dave being the butlers. This leads to the girls getting pampered for a day(weekend?)and the Striders doing an excellent job. I would like for there to be sex in it, but I won't be upset if there isn't.


(Anonymous) 2012-05-31 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Vriska is felling depressed and worthless because she feels like the universe is just jerking her around. After numerous attempts to break out and get back in the game she finds the whole situation hopeless. It is then that the universe decides to throw her a bone. A Lot of bones actually. She seems to stumble on to a cavalcade of dead!Johns who know her and they all cheer her up. Repeatedly. Until she's a happy whimpering overstimulated mess.

Re: Vriska/multi-Johns,overwhelmingaffection,multipleorgasms/overstumulation,squirting

(Anonymous) 2013-04-23 11:16 am (UTC)(link)

Roxy/Rose/Jane/Jade, streaking,exhibition, bodypaint, embarrassment,bodytypes

(Anonymous) 2012-05-31 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Ok. Roxy decides to take the girls down to Rio de Janerio for this years Carnival. She also brings a lot of hard liquor and a bunch of different colored bodypaint. After a lot of convincing, a little drinking and a few dares, all of the girls end up covered in either elaborate or sloppy body paint and they go into the streets and get involved in a lot of shenanigans.

I would be fine with just Rose, Roxy, Jane, and Jade covering themselves in paint and dancing, but if you're feeling really ambitious you can try to add the troll girls in if you want. I would like to also see varying bodytypes and colors like a chubby Jane covered in blue and white paint, or a petite Jade in green. Stuff like that. Also if we can start with some of the girls being embarrassed at first, but then really getting into it that would be great.

Any Female Troll(s) (Guro, Body Horror)

(Anonymous) 2012-06-06 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Idea: Troll "breasts" are, in fact, collections of dormant eggs, which generally only survive in the toughest of trolls. These eggs generally only hatch when a troll has been out of proximity with drones or mother grubs for a long while - psychic senses are involved, it's complicated - and while not all of them develop to maturity, the ones that do can potentially become mother grubs, making them a last-ditch way of continuing the species.

Of course, very few young trolls know this anymore, since they've almost never emerged and the adult trolls aren't exactly around to educate them about these things. Even fewer know how difficult, and how painful, it can be for a host when they start to hatch, and to emerge.

The troll kids have been away from their "mother" for a very long time now.

Eridan<3<Sollux, Slavery, Brainwashing, Xeno, Possible Noncon

(Anonymous) 2012-06-10 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd really like to read some fics about post-game Eridan buying/capturing/tricking Sollux so he can brainwash him into being his helmsman, and the kinky stuff they get into either because Eridan's just taking advantage of the situation or using it to break Sollux further.

If the fic writer is okay with it, I'd really like to see xeno (bulge/nook set-up, Sollux with two of everything/split tongue), written out quirks (plain lisp for Sollux), bondage, torture, that sort of thing.
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Karkat<>Gamzee, rape fantasies

[personal profile] zarclonia 2012-06-10 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Feeling jams are very intimate things, what with all the cuddling and touching, and they can be easy to take advantage of. Gamzee is aware of this, and starts to struggle with his darker impulses during jams with Karkat, leading to very graphic fantasies of raping/molesting/attacking his (mutantblooded toy) moirail. He's still sane enough not to act on them (or to even want to), but he can't stop the thoughts from coming and becomes stressed and terrified that he'll screw up and succumb to them anyway.

Eventually Karkat figures out what's wrong and with the power of moiralleigence, cuddles, and possibly comfort sex manages to calm him down and reassure him.

Bonus if Gamzee does start to slip into bad touches at some point and thoroughly freaks himself out.

Re: Karkat<>Gamzee, rape fantasies

(Anonymous) 2012-12-29 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I made a fill for this prompt. I'm not so sure about how posting it here works, cause i don't really use this site but here is a link to the tumblr post.
Hope that's ok as well.

Re: Karkat<>Gamzee, rape fantasies

(Anonymous) - 2013-04-24 12:18 (UTC) - Expand


(Anonymous) 2012-06-11 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Don't ask me why, I just want some of this. Flushed or calignious, works either way.

If flushed: After spending some more time in dreambubbles, Jake finds himself inexplicably warming up to "Fish Hitler". Meenah realizes that every time she sees him, she doesn't want to stab him quite so much as she wants to kiss him.

If calignious: Meenah thinks she just might have found the most entertaining opponent of her afterlife, and Jake just keeps fanning the fire every time he tries to fight her.

Can be as innocent or steamy as you want it. Bonus points if Jake starts making fish puns without thinking about it.

Vriska/Kanaya (Mindfang/Dolorosa) AU (Dubcon or Noncon maybe???)

(Anonymous) 2012-06-11 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
What if Dualscar hadn't gotten jealous of Mindfang's slave and the two of them became matesprits instead of Mindfang and the Summoner? Well, Vriska's ancestor worship would draw her to Kanaya rather than Tavros, for one thing. What would happen in this case? Would Kanaya's willingness to consent without mind control infuriate Vriska? Would the two flip black, pale, and/or ashen? Would Vriska's interest take away some of the charm of her dangerous nature? Would Kanaya end up severely injured? Sex isn't needed, but plot is.

BONUS: Go nuts with the other characters! What would be Vriska's deal with Tavros, then? How about Eridan? Would Kanaya, with the quadrant open, have a different moirail? How would that work out? Without her obsession, would Tavros be more confident or have any of his quadrants filled? Would Aradia still have died? Would Karkat suddenly develop a disdain for curse words??? (lol, no)


(Anonymous) 2012-06-11 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Rose decides to get into a kismesissitude with Tavros in order to help him gain some self-confidence. Which, okay, sounds strange, didn't Vriska already try this? Well, yes, but Vriska applied a sledgehammer to a problem which required a scalpel.

So Rose uses her psychological expertise to help Tavros. She pretty much sets challenges for him, so he'd have to step just outside his comfort zone in order to accomplish them. He doesn't do this often, of course, but when he does, Rose makes sure to reward his effort (positive reinforcement yay! *Sexy* positive reinforcement). Eventually, bit by bit, Tavros becomes a lot more confident and able to hold his own in this relationship, and even surprises Rose by getting the upper hand!

Bonus: Vriska in the background, gnashing her teeth in frustration because Tavros is finally becoming the troll she always wanted him to become, but due to somebody else's help!

Double bonus: at some point, Rose uses roleplay, pretending to be sexy Captain Hook to Tavros' Pupa Pan. She is surprisingly good at roleplaying.

Triple bonus: Karkat is... genuinely impressed with how good a grasp Rose has on this particular quadrant.

(You can probably use someone else other than Rose, like Karkat, Jade or Gamzee, as long as the main gist remains the same: someone well-intentioned enters a blackrom with Tavros to help him grow a spine. I realize that I ship only the rarest of rareships, so I'm going to give the filler some leeway, because I really want to see this scenario.)

Re: Rose<3<Tavros

(Anonymous) 2013-04-23 11:23 am (UTC)(link)

Multiple pairings?/ television-showstuck

(Anonymous) 2012-06-11 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
So, in this Homestuck isn't a webcomic, instead, it's a very daring and extremely popular television show. A joint effort by humans and trolls to make something so immense and breathtaking that it'll never be forgotten. This means our favorite characters are portrayed by actors! Give me on-set and off-set hilarity and maybe a bit of show-within-a-show.

--Hussie is the lead writer/producer and keeps inserting himself into scripts and Doc Scratch is the director and does the same (the cue ball head was his idea) and they hate each other.
--trolls don't use fake blood unless they have to and stuntmen? pffff only for weaklings (...or onscreen murders)
--most of the troll actors share the blood color of their characters, with a few hilarious exceptions
--Eridan's actor is actually the sweetest and most polite a troll can be
--It's illegal to pretend to be a Tyrian, so Feferi's actress is actually a princess, and the Condesce herself deigns to show up for cameos.
--Somebody gets shipped in an onscreen ship with their character's counterpart (say: Karkat's actor and Gamzee's get shipped by someone as moirails because "omg they're perfect together~~")
--Somebody has intense chemistry with their onscreen counterpart, but in a very different way/quadrant than their respective characters do
--the older alpha kids and the in-series time-skip are for actors-and-pay reasons (ie: Earth has child-labor laws, and the filming has gone on long enough for the original four kids and the trolls to suddenly look a lot older whoops!)
--Karkat's actor has to carry around a notepad because he screams himself hoarse during filming

Dolorosa + Karkat, becoming a family, slavery, escape

(Anonymous) 2012-06-11 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Karkat gets sent back in time (there's Dave sure, but L.E. also has powers over time too so he could easily fling Karkat into the past with little though) and winds up on the ship the Dolorosa is enslaved. Lucky for Karkat, before anyone else does, the Dolorosa finds him- a boy who looks just like her dead son. Between shock, pain, and being half sure that this boy is a halucination, (and Karkat's own freaking and protests) she manages to get Karkat hidden. Suddenly she is desperate more than ever for an escape and a way to save and protect this boy who resembles her lost son; there is no cost too high.

Meanwhile, Karkat is confused and scared as fuck, really wants to be back or just not there, and he really, really wants his moirail (whether the other three trolls are sent back in time is up to the writer, but if so, I'd like them to be seperated for some time), but in the meantime he's just going to have to deal with hiding from vicious adult seadwellers and accepting help from this strange older Kanaya look-a-like until he can escape.

I want it all to be really hard for them both, so feel free to sadstuck the hell out of this, but I want it to really focus on Dolorosa and Karkat coming to see each other as family, like a parent and child (also, major, MAJOR bonus for sad lullabies).

((If both of them survive , and the writer chose to have the other three eventually meet with Karkat and Dolorosa it'd be really cool if they all ended up becoming a sort of make-shift family.))

Multiple/Equius - anonymous sex gone wrong, noncon, bondage, humiliation

(Anonymous) 2012-06-11 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
In his effort to find an outlet for his submission fetish without actually revealing it to anyone he knows, Equius ends up setting up a meeting with an anonymous troll online. Their agreement is simple, the anonymous troll will come into Equius's hive, blindfold him, lock him into bindings specially made to withstand his strength, they have a nice round of dom/sub sex, and then the troll unlocks him and leaves and they never speak of it again.

And when it actually happens, everything progresses well. Right up until Equius is actually locked down. That's when he hears other voices and realizes that the troll has brought multiple others along. He tries to call it off because this was not in the agreement but they have no intention of letting him back out and since he's already bound up there's nothing to stop them all from taking a turn with him. I like nook and bulge anatomy the best but I'm just fine with other kinds of xeno or human-like anatomy too.

Bonus - Equius is still fully clothed when he's locked down and the trolls take their time slowly cutting them off, giving Equius plenty of time to protest and plead for them to stop.

Karkat/Eridan developing Stockholm syndrome, flushed or pale, attempted!hero!Eridan

(Anonymous) 2012-06-11 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
The imperial drones come for Karkat, his blood colour having been exposed to the empire somehow. Of all the trolls to come to his rescue, it’s Eridan (remembering that it’s implied in canon that Eridan and Karkat are actually on friendly terms, if not friends). Eridan goes toe-to-toe with a drone to make them back off, but Karkat doesn’t know this and, having never met Eridan face-to-face, is confronted with the terrifying view of a pissed off seadweller bursting into his food preparation block (where he was hiding in a cupboard from culling drones in hopes of being missed and escaping when they started burning his hive down in the smoke and confusion).
Eridan locates him and then forcefully escorts him to his own hive, where he dumps him in his bathroom while he organises getting more sopor slime to put in a makeshift recuperacoon for Karkat to sleep in. Thing is, Karkat has absolutely no idea who he is, why he has been taken to somebody else’s hive, and Eridan doesn’t realise that Karkat is freaking the fuck out.

Or that, when he tells Karkat that he cannot leave or he will die, he’s not saying he will kill Karkat, he’s talking about culling drones and possibly the fact that his hive is in the middle of the ocean and Karkat can’t swim.

So Karkat develops Stockholm syndrome (not asking for Eridan’s name because Eridan acts like they’re friends and Karkat is afraid to piss him off) and Eridan is blissfully ignorant right up until around the time when Feferi comes along and calls Eridan ‘Eridan’. Thus triggering a memory of his friend and then there’s accusations all around and pointing out that Eridan has done nothing to harm Karkat or force (hell, even attempt to convince) Karkat into a quadrant with him and everybody feeling stupid.

Or, alternatively, Karkat can have a breakdown and tell his captor to just kill him and get it over with at some point, to which Eridan becomes highly confused because they’re friends, why would Eridan hurt Karkat?

Basically? Confusion and misunderstandings and developing Stockholm syndrome everywhere

Bonus- Karkat lets Eridan dress him up in nice clothes out of fear.

Re: Karkat/Eridan developing Stockholm syndrome, flushed or pale, attempted!hero!Eridan

(Anonymous) 2013-02-24 01:32 am (UTC)(link)

Karkat/everyone, romanticisation of his blood

(Anonymous) 2012-06-11 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
While the Sufferer may have been erased from history, legends of his blood colour did endure through the medium of trashy romance novels.

As bright red is the colour of the flushed quadrant, somewhere along Alternia's history it became a cliche blood colour for the imagined 'perfect matesprit.' Think of the trashiest vampire romance you know of and just replace vampirism with bright red blood and you have the idea.

Naturally, Kanaya or whoever (Eridan?) is quite the fan and once Karkat reveals his blood they find themselves unable to look at him the same way. Eventually the novels spread throughout the other trolls and soon Karkat is seen in a completely different light.

Bonus: Karkat inadvertently acting out the most cliche aspects of these novels for everyone to see, like angsting over how his blood makes him a 'freak', which naturally results in uncontrollable swooning.

Re: Karkat/everyone, romanticisation of his blood

(Anonymous) 2013-02-24 01:33 am (UTC)(link)

Dirk and Dave - child abuse, angst

(Anonymous) 2012-06-11 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
Ok, so I would really like to see a first meeting between Dirk and Dave, but with a bit of a twist: Dave was sexually abused by Bro before Sburb, like in these wonderful fills:

It seems like Dirk really looks up to Alpha Dave, so I could see him being really excited in a Dirk kind of way to meet Dave, and being confused and hurt as to why Dave is cold to him. I'd really like some good Dave angst, seeing this new version of a person who he loved but who also hurt him. Dirk angst too once he finds out, can you imagine trying to come to terms with you-but-not-you having done something like that?

Anyway, I don't really care about pairings, but I would like the focus to be on Dave and Dirk. If you want to get them to hook up in the end power to you! I just need more delicious Strider angst.

Bro/Dave, Noncon, Incest, various squicky things: Reality Ensues

(Anonymous) 2012-06-11 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
We've had a few fluffy Bro/Dave fills, and I loved them! ...I just kept expecting Child Protective Services to show up at the end, and they never did.

So, pretty please, may I have a fic where Bro is convinced that it's love and it's okay, or is convinced it's wrong but doesn't stop anyway, and Dave goes along with it because he's desperate for attention/can't stop it/thinks it feels good/whatever, and it begins really fucking him up? Dave starts acting out and getting into fights, and eventually someone gets suspicious and calls CPS. Things only get more depressing from there.

All the love in the world for reactions from John, Jade, and Rose when they inevitably find out.

Fill via homesmut

(Anonymous) 2013-04-04 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)

Karkat/Gamzee - nonsexual pet play, caretaking

(Anonymous) 2012-06-11 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
The trolls and kids have finally finished the game, beaten Lord English, revived their lost friends and settled into their newly created universe. But Gamzee still remembers what he did back in the veil and doesn't trust himself not to do it again. Worry stresses him out to the point that it's making him sick and Karkat is desperate to find something that will help his moirail.

Eventually, he finds that the easiest way to make Gamzee relax is to let him completely give up control to someone else. As in playing the role of their pet and letting them take care of him. And since there's no one Karkat would trust not to take advantage of his moirail, he steps into the role of master himself.

So basically, I just want Gamzee completely into playing the role of Karkat's pet, wearing a collar and leash, curling up at his feet when he sits down, getting his hair petted and brushed. Basically just letting someone else have complete control. I would like it all to stay as platonic moirallegiance though, Karkat's just doing what he can to keep his moirail stable. (Side pairings with both of them are okay though.) Also, I'd prefer it not to be 24/7, just something they do when Gamzee's getting particularly stressed.

GHB<3Signless, protective, controlling his maddness, a willing warrior. size kink

(Anonymous) 2012-06-11 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
Based on this

And really all the other of that pairing on that tumblr.

If you do it as a secret love, and I get some using each other as buckets? To carry some of each other with them when they have to be apart, and to leave no evidence that Signless was there.

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