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imperialdrone ([personal profile] imperialdrone) wrote in [community profile] bucketlist2011-04-02 06:07 pm
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Homestuck Kink Meme

Homestuck Kink Meme

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  1. Both art and fic are welcome and encouraged.

  2. The character limit for comments on Dreamwidth is 16,000 characters (somewhere around 2700 words).

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  4. It's called a kink meme but we welcome non-porn requests too. Just make sure you give anons something to work with beyond just the pairing.


  1. Your kink is okay. So is everyone else's. Do not leave prompts or comments that bash characters/pairings or put down somebody's kinks/interests.

  2. We welcome all kinks, but we want people with triggers to be able to play here too! If your prompt or fill contains graphic violence, rape/non-con, or abuse, please label it in the comment subject line, e.g.: "Vriska/Tavros [abuse]" or "Gamzee/any [violence]"

  3. Please put the character(s) you're requesting in the comment subject line! That makes it a lot easier for potential fillers to find requests.

  4. Having prompts filled is what makes a kink meme successful! Try to fill a prompt for every three or four you leave.

There's a master list of fills in this post. Please link yours when you finish them!


(Anonymous) 2011-04-05 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
So Equius and Tavros realize a mutual attraction is going on. I would really like to see how they would work to make this happen, taking into account Equius's need to be dominated and Tavros's high-level squishiness. Redrom only, please!


(Anonymous) 2011-04-05 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Human relationships are stupid but Karkat tries anyway. Unfortunately, he gets all his advice from John, who's not exactly an expert in this department. Shenanigans and hijinks ensue.
lea_hazel: I am surrounded by tiny red hearts (Feel: Love)

Re: Karkat/Jade

[personal profile] lea_hazel 2011-04-07 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)




(Anonymous) 2011-04-05 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I would really just like to see bantering back and forth and mutual trolling, whether they're chatting online or in person.

Re: Terezi/Dave

(Anonymous) 2013-07-06 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
turntechGodhead [TG] started pestering gallowsCalibrator [GC] at 4:13

TG: yo terezi
TG: you there
TG: of course you are
TG: you have nothing to do but sit on a meteor all day and spy on rad human boys
TG: trying to find the coolest of the cool
TG: look no further mamasita youve found him
TG: hes been here all along
TG: swingin shitty swords and bein indescribably badass
TG: you gotta be careful
TG: that shit can be fatal
TG: its okay now i got you babe
TG: and i got more boonbucks then sonny or cher could ever dream of
TG: were all set on that front
TG: gonna have more flower crowns then all of woodstock would know what to do with
TG: you have no idea
TG: flower crowns as far as the eye can see
TG: trust me
TG: its far
TG: miles and miles and miles
TG: damn straight
TG: anyways
TG: help me out
TG: ive got another dead dave here
GC: 4ND D34D D4V3S 4R3 TH3 3N3MY
TG: what did i do this time

Re: Terezi/Dave 2/2

(Anonymous) - 2013-07-06 04:56 (UTC) - Expand

Terezi/Vriska, roleplay

(Anonymous) 2011-04-06 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Let's see some blackrom roleplay for the dangerous ladies of Team Scourge, yes? Terezi and Vriska as Redglare and Mindfang, either one topping -- maybe "Redglare" has dragged "Mindfang" in for an interrogation, or maybe she overextended her reach and got captured by the pirate instead. It would be super hot either way.


(Anonymous) 2011-04-06 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
eridan tries to seduce john and john just thinks it's a joke until things start to get a bit ~*serious*~.

Jade & Bec, happy safe things

(Anonymous) 2011-04-06 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
Things are innocent and joyous. We get to see Jade and Bec frolicking in fields of gold (not necessarily barley) eating wild things, maybe harvesting seeds with an eye toward expanding the gardening John's letter from the future suggests to more stuff than pumpkins, maybe hunting together and sharing the spoils over a campfire... anything safe, nice and happy!

Good dog. Best friend. <3

Re: Jade & Bec, happy safe things

(Anonymous) 2011-04-06 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
awwwwwww. <3 I will try.

Re: Jade & Bec, happy safe things

(Anonymous) - 2011-04-07 21:08 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Jade & Bec, happy safe things

(Anonymous) - 2011-04-07 03:25 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Jade & Bec, happy safe things

(Anonymous) - 2011-04-07 21:07 (UTC) - Expand

Jade and Bec, Sleepy Times

(Anonymous) - 2011-04-12 02:34 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Jade and Bec, Sleepy Times

(Anonymous) - 2011-04-12 02:46 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Jade and Bec, Sleepy Times

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Re: Jade and Bec, Sleepy Times

(Anonymous) - 2011-04-12 16:56 (UTC) - Expand

Exiled White Queen/Postmistress

(Anonymous) 2011-04-06 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Powerplay or service: the Exiled White Queen treats the Postmistress as her Queen to make it clear she really does mean to hand off power... and to demonstrate to the Postmistress that the former Queen finds her worthy of serving.


(Anonymous) 2011-04-06 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
They've been prickly friends for such a long time! They don't talk about feelings, but they find a safe place and cuddle. Maybe more.

Suggestion: emphasis on being each other's safety in a world where trolls grow up to fight, kill and conquer, but Sollux is usually too laid back to want to and Karkat's not really into it either. Allies/bestfriends where having each other's back is understood?

Re: Sollux/Karkat

(Anonymous) 2011-04-06 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
ffff i am on this like a bicyclops on mind honey

(Anonymous) 2011-04-07 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Aradia♥Equius and/or ♠Vriska

Getting her new living body and the fully functioning nervous system and emotions that come with it turns Aradia into something of a sensation junkie which in turn (it feels so good!) gives her a seemingly insatiable sexual drive and an urge to try out any kink she finds out about just to see how it feels.

(I imagine food play being one that turns out to really work for her, since it gets so many senses involved, but feel free to run with whatever you feel like writing and having her find out that something really doesn't work for her is cool too.)


(Anonymous) 2011-04-07 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
okay I sort of feel like a huge pervert right now, but yeah --

Dave comes to visit John and as much as he wants to roll his eyes behind his ironic cool-kid shades at all the wholesome suburbia going on, there's also just something about Dad's quiet, nurturing manliness that gets under his skin in the sexy way. Wrap it in as many layers of ironic denial as you like, but give me Dave fantasizing about his best friend's Dad. An actual daddy-kink fantasy would be worth all the bonus points. All of them.

Are reverse fills okay?

(Anonymous) 2011-04-07 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Requesting prompts I mean. They have that on the other meme, but I thought I'd try to up the fill ratio here first. Also long comments FTW.

Ashen/Pale OTPs Over Here

(Anonymous) - 2011-04-07 19:26 (UTC) - Expand


(Anonymous) - 2011-04-09 04:05 (UTC) - Expand

Building Things 1/2

[personal profile] lea_hazel - 2011-04-25 11:01 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Building Things 1/2

(Anonymous) - 2011-04-26 05:09 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Building Things 1/2

[personal profile] krait - 2012-04-10 03:12 (UTC) - Expand

Future Karkat/Present Karkat

(Anonymous) 2011-04-07 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's ignore the canon results of having a time loop and focus on the part where Karkat is kind of totally his own kismesis sometimes, and he would SO get worked up enough to go back in time to hit that.

Do what you want with that, but if you're in the mood it would be super tasty to me if it started out all GRRR PAST SELF YOU IDIOT and then ended up with Karkat being nice to himself instead, in any of the ways that "being nice to himself" appeals to you. Enjoying himself, giving himself a hug, cutting himself some slack, showing himself a good time, knowing just what he needs, a little self-love... in his own special cranky Karkat way.

Re: Future Karkat/Present Karkat

(Anonymous) 2011-04-07 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
If you're looking for when and why, what I had in mind are the memos where Karkat's yelling at himself and making fun of himself. ;) Future Karkat and Present Karkat tend to think Past Karkat is a total ass, but Future Karkat also comes back to memos to laugh at himself and tell Past Karkat to chill out, too, so maybe he's the more mellow one.


(Anonymous) 2011-04-08 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
I know, I know, there's tons of this. :x

I really want to see John with an oral fixation: lots of kissing, licking, nibbling, and definitely lots of oral sex. And a flustered Karkat who can't figure out what's going on with John at first (b/c trolls have such sharp teeth, most oral stuff is blackrom, and John really doesn't act like he hates Karkat...) but winds up really getting into it and possibly finding it kinky b/c it's so different from how trolls do it.

Re: John/Karkat

(Anonymous) 2011-04-08 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
This is happening!


(Anonymous) 2011-04-08 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Project Runway AU. Kanaya is an up-and-coming young designer with the talent to make it all the way to Bryant Park - if only she wasn't so distracted by her sexy model(s).

I don't care if it's an all-human AU, if Alternia has suddenly discovered the joys of fashion, or if all the species evolved on the same planet, whatever.

Anon has a preference for Kanaya/Rose, but is really fine with just about anything. Drawn-out rivalry fic with Rose and Vriska competing for Kanaya's attention, either one (or both) winning? Very cool. Kanaya/Aradia? Makes time stand still, baby. Kanaya/PM? Has the potential to be overwhelmingly adorable. Kanaya/all the female characters one (or more) at a time, plus maybe one of the guys for a "drag" episode? Take me to your leader! (Everyone as contestants instead of models = also fine, I just figure modeling gives Kanaya more of an excuse to touch.)

Bonus points for including Heidi Klum and/or Tim Gunn, troll versions or otherwise. Make it work, anons ♥

Re: Kanaya/model

(Anonymous) 2011-04-09 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
haha, I wish I knew Project Runway so I could try this -- I hope you get a fill! It sounds awesome.

Vriska/Tavros [dubcon]

(Anonymous) 2011-04-09 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Vriska using mind control powers on Tavros, but with actual finesse a la Mindfang - enhancing desires that he was afraid to admit that he felt, and leaving him with just enough self-awareness so that he knows that he's being controlled but unable to tell how much of what's happening is a result of his own desire and how much of it is because of Vriska's control.


(Anonymous) 2011-04-09 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
Pre-death Tavros and alpha-timeline Dave are talking via trollian/pesterchum. They end up admiting red feelings etc and Tavros is super excited about it, but Dave already knows Tavros is going to die and is pretty broken up about it. Or at least as much as a cool kid like him will reveal.

Sex, happy endings optional. Make me cry, anons.


(Anonymous) 2011-04-10 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
Either Jackspers Noirlecrow or Bec Noir works. I want some angry sex, where Jack is frustrated by Sis and her antics and Sis is just smug like the conksuck bitch she is. If it has to be a human AU or something for it to work, I'm okay with that too. Just, please. I need this in my life.

Rose and Karkat shipping debate

(Anonymous) 2011-04-10 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Neither the troll, nor the human way of doing romance is really working anymore, so Rose and Karkat open up a psychosocial debate forum to make up a new system that'll work better for everyone. Bonus for squeezing in as many potential ships as possible.

>????: Discover an inappropriately named Earth device

(Anonymous) 2011-04-11 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
So the bucket gets to have a lot of xenocultural shenanigans. But more and more as I used my totally innocent piece of technology, I wonder...

What would the Trolls think of the Nook?

Re: >????: Discover an inappropriately named Earth device

(Anonymous) 2011-04-12 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
I nearly choked on my tea reading this request.

"You keep your books WHERE?!"

XDDD Seconding forever.

>????: Discover an inappropriately named Earth device

(Anonymous) - 2013-07-06 07:47 (UTC) - Expand

Kanaya/Any pair, auspisticing as service

(Anonymous) 2011-04-12 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
I would love to see something done involving Kanaya auspisticing for a pair of trolls (Vriska and Terezi would be my ideal, but anything you want to write is fine by me - hell, if you want to write her auspisticing for multiple pairs that would be great too XD) that focuses on her having a service kink and doing the auspisticing as an act of service that is satisfying to her. Kanaya is a very skilled auspistice, after all, I think she would take pleasure in putting her auspisticing talents to good use serving the needs of her friends.

Davesprite/Dave, we might be too cool for school, but class is now in session. B|

(Anonymous) 2011-04-12 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
Davesprite/Dave, we might be too cool for school, but class is now in session. B|

Dave has issues being the knight of time but never being able to catch up with everyone who leaves him behind in timeloops of his own creation. Davesprite learns him good. It's hard to catch up when you keep going back.

Something like that! ;3

male trolls: suit porn

(Anonymous) 2011-04-12 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
so this morning I saw this:

and now I would really, really love some porn, either art or fic, of the troll boys having sex in those suits. any specific pairing you like, any other kinks you like, but hnnnngh, sex in those swank costumes please.

AR/Dave, these living conditions are so illegal

(Anonymous) 2011-04-15 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Dave hadn't been contacted by his exile until recently, but what if that wasn't the case? AR peeks in on him while he's still not in the game and raegs at the deplorable living conditions with include lack of food in the fridge and smuppet snuff films. Bonus points for getting Dave hot and bothered for justice in front of Bro.

Grimdark!Rose/Rainbow Drinker!Kanaya, exploring our new selves

(Anonymous) 2011-04-16 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Anon would love blood letting and marveling at each other's inverted skin tones, but just the above would be more than enough. ♥


(Anonymous) 2011-04-16 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
An earlier excerpt from the Marquise's diary, when their relationship was at its blackest. Bonus points for florid, self-aggrandizing prose. Bonus bonus points for Vriska using this account as fantasy fuel.

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