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Homestuck Kink Meme

Homestuck Kink Meme

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  4. It's called a kink meme but we welcome non-porn requests too. Just make sure you give anons something to work with beyond just the pairing.


  1. Your kink is okay. So is everyone else's. Do not leave prompts or comments that bash characters/pairings or put down somebody's kinks/interests.

  2. We welcome all kinks, but we want people with triggers to be able to play here too! If your prompt or fill contains graphic violence, rape/non-con, or abuse, please label it in the comment subject line, e.g.: "Vriska/Tavros [abuse]" or "Gamzee/any [violence]"

  3. Please put the character(s) you're requesting in the comment subject line! That makes it a lot easier for potential fillers to find requests.

  4. Having prompts filled is what makes a kink meme successful! Try to fill a prompt for every three or four you leave.

There's a master list of fills in this post. Please link yours when you finish them!

Kanaya ♠ Vriska

(Anonymous) 2011-04-16 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
Caliginous Kanaya/Vriska, painplay. Because trolls are nocturnal and hence sensitive to light, and Kanpire glows like a rave accessory of some sort.


(Anonymous) 2011-04-17 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Sollux: Learn to see with your tongue
Terezi: Volunteer Karkat's help
Karkat: o:B
Sollux: Profit

John/Karkat: If You Were Gay

(Anonymous) 2011-04-20 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Based on this

John is not a homosexual! But after Karkat's hatecrush confession, when they finally meet in person he's just wants him to know it's okay! And Karkat is just like um what troll sexuality doesn't work like that how many times do I have to tell you and John says IT'S OKAY KARKAT YOU CAN COME OUT, WE'LL THROW YOU A PARTY!
And all the other trolls are like "...What is this party even for? It's like having a 'The Green Sun is green' party."
Somewhere in the corner Rose is having a field day with this

Or however you envision it.

I need John throwing Karkat an unwanted coming out party, kinkmeme. I never realized how badly until I saw this video. Help!

Any/Any: Nipples!

(Anonymous) 2011-04-21 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
Nipples, kinkmeme! I know the general consensus is that trolls don't have them, not being mammals, but maybe I've seen too many fanarts with pretty colored nipples or something, because I'd like to see nipples try to make a come back!

I don't care why they're there, completely vestigial or maybe THAT is where genetic material flows out of! For boy and girls even! Come on kinkmeme, I know you've seen all those Tavros milking pics.

Other creative ideas for why trolls might still have nipples (and attendant sexytimes) welcome! M/M, F/F, F/M, Troll/Troll, Troll/Human, whatever! Please no Vriska, she is hot like burning but BLUH BLUH HUGE BITCH is kind of a turn off for me.


(Anonymous) 2011-04-21 09:57 am (UTC)(link)
I was never really into this pairing until today's update with Terezi thinking that Vriska stole and kept her clothes, and suddenly I want it like burning.

So, Terezi/Vriska roleplay with intricate costumes that poor Kanaya probably unwittingly made as a running theme in her life.

Any troll pairing, group sex

(Anonymous) 2011-04-28 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Moirails share everything. Including their matesprits and kismeses.

Any pairings are fine, just show me moirails having group sex with each other's other quadrants as a part of the moirallegiance.

Re: Any troll pairing, group sex

(Anonymous) 2011-05-09 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)

(Anonymous) 2011-05-04 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
Vriska/Anyone (except preferably not Tavros, please), kinbaku.

She's got them in her we8 ::::)

Exiles [xeno]

(Anonymous) 2011-05-13 10:58 am (UTC)(link)
Exile orgy. Xeno kink.


(Anonymous) 2011-05-15 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Karkat is too busy being an asshole relationship counselor to really absorb the fact that he has a matesprite and kismesis right in front of him.

Bonus: in trying to be a good kismesis, John tries to be a jerk but fails miserably and amuses Sollux (and Karkat, if you want to!).

Double bonus: Sollux and John make out and like it. So does Karkat, who orders them to do it again.


(Anonymous) 2011-05-15 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Everyone plays these two as super serious, I would like to see something a little silly. Anything you want as long as fluff and comedy are happening.

And Then We Dance (Kanaya/Rose)

(Anonymous) 2011-06-05 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
-- began trolling at 08:49 --

-- tentacleTherapist ceased pestering grimAuxiliatrix at 10:04 --

Re: And Then We Dance (Kanaya/Rose)

(Anonymous) - 2011-06-07 11:31 (UTC) - Expand


(Anonymous) 2011-05-15 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Real world AU where John goes to visit Dave for a summer. Bro's quite taken with his brother's derpy best friend. Bonus points if Bro tumbles slightly from his super cool tower and if Dave is ironically protective of John.

Any Male Troll/John

(Anonymous) 2011-05-15 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
so what if trolls have a "heat" or a pon farr ( type deal that they go through. It something that happens like clockwork so that the Imperial Drones know when to bring around the pails.

Welp! Now there's no Imperial Drones but the heat still happens! I really want filthy, possessive, rough sex but also flushed feelings and a completely flabbergasted John.

Bonus if afterwards the troll is totally concerned and guilty.

Re: Any Male Troll/John

(Anonymous) 2011-07-08 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Okay i'm so doing this. like. man.
i Am AlL uP iN dOiNg ThIs
honk :o)

Re: Any Male Troll/John

(Anonymous) - 2011-07-08 08:00 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Any Male Troll/John

(Anonymous) - 2012-03-20 06:09 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Any Male Troll/John

(Anonymous) - 2012-10-30 04:50 (UTC) - Expand

Humans make the best Lusus creatures. Any Character.

(Anonymous) 2011-05-22 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Humans make the best Lusus creatures, or at least they'll have to do when there's nothing else alive on this meteor but trolls. Any characters, any ratings.

Nepeta/Feferi or Nepeta/Eridan - vore fantasy

(Anonymous) 2011-05-30 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Pouncebeasts love to eat things from the sea. :D

So, yes. Nepeta is talking to Feferi or Eridan (or both, if you want,) and her cat roleplaying starts going towards hunting and catching the sea-trolls and eating them - a thing that they find surprisingly exciting.

Re: Nepeta/Feferi or Nepeta/Eridan - vore fantasy

(Anonymous) 2011-06-05 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Definitely seconded.


(Anonymous) 2011-06-25 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
High-as-a-kite Gamzee and drunk-off-his-ass John. Sloppy makeouts and such that neither of them remember. Smut not necessary, but welcome.
(The pairing basically is the kink, so any other kinks you want to toss in are fine.)


(Anonymous) 2011-08-28 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
A situation in which they meet up after having been o their own for a time.


(Anonymous) 2011-10-18 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
In the event that this is still active after 2 months...
Dave/Tavros crossdressing. Can be in the Veil, Dreambubble, AU, whatever, as long as there's lots of pretty skirts or dresses involved!
Bonus if its reluctant crossdressing, at the participating dresser is doing it as a favor to his lover.

Walk of Absolutely No Shame Whatsoever (Dave/Tavros, R)

(Anonymous) 2012-03-03 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
Why, out of all of the things that Tavros had to fixate on, had he chosen miniskirts?

It wasn't that Dave was the least bit embarrassed by wearing women's clothing. Really, the distinction between male and female attire was as artificial as they came, and he'd gone out once in a while with simple shut, eyeliner and a low-cut blouse or whatever, just for the hell of it. Someone had to keep people on their toes, right? It had gotten him a couple of attempts at a beatdown - unsuccessful ones thanks to his Bro's life lessons - and a few admirers. Not a bad experiment, he thought.

It was that miniskirts were so damn... well... *short.* There was nothin' short about Dave Strider. He felt so exposed, especially in those (surprisingly comfortable) lacy things he wore under them, because if you're gonna wear a skirt you might as well go all the way. Then again, he figured that was half the point, and it made Tavros happy, so what the hell not? Besides, he didn't mind showing off a little.

The trolls didn't bat an eye as he walked by, rocking his low-cut blouse and miniskirt and heels like a fuckin' queen (well, okay, one of them had given him a couple of glares but he was pretty sure he was just jealous.) Jade had just giggled, and Rose had raised an eyebrow and then promptly given John a heel to his instep before he could start laughing. Thank goodness the girls had his back. No doubt they'd be setting John's shit straight before he could finish his walk of shame back to his room (probably without the stockings; metal legs were hell on them.)

Even if they had been pissy at him, though, it was so fucking worth it when he got to Tav's room, because Tav wears that fancy tux he likes him to wear (and he's actually getting to the point that he looks like it's actually his; at first he slouched like a kid in a cheap rental, even though he'd made Kanaya a good trade to tailor the damn thing) and lying on what passes for a bed and grinning at Dave like he's just gotten a present. He's this perfect mix of hot and cheerful and guileless, because it's nice to see a guy who just enjoys shit when you've had to hunt for shit to enjoy your entire life.

"Wow," he says. He says that pretty much all the time, although his eyes might be a little bit wider than than usual. "The, um, new skirt's really nice. I might, er, not want to tear that one..."

"Whatever the fuck you want," Dave says, climbing up on top of the kid's metal legs - they're actually warm to the touch, and Dave could just kiss that big guy for being such a fucking perv, although he's pretty sure Tavros would get jealous so he's not going to, and beside he'd probably just grumble something about how he keeps getting his genetic material on Tavros's joints and gumming them up. "Just don't keep me waiting."

"Um, okay," he says, reaching for him tentatively - he's always a little slow to get going, and the stockings are already a mess. Still, it's worth it as soon as he finishes the job with his claws and tears the panties off in the bargain - it's always a fucking treat, somehow, maybe because he's seen what those fucking scary teeth can do and loves it when he doesn't. Or something. He admits it doesn't make much sense.

It usually takes about five minutes for Tavros to stop apologizing - about the same amount of time it takes for Dave to get him out of the tux pants. What can he say - he's had lots of practice. It doesn't usually take much longer than that to finish things up, so to speak, but Dave's cool with that. He's obviously not far removed from being a virgin, and he says that the mechanic is still adjusting the sensitivity on his new bulge, so he'll get used to it eventually.

It usually takes them a lot longer to finish lying there, just staring up at the ceiling, very quiet and very still. It's one of the few times that Tavros isn't babbling just to fill the silence, and is just enjoying things - a trait that Dave unironically enjoys, although he'll never admit it to anyone. He's got a rep to maintain, you know.

Maybe he'll do the Walk of Shame tomorrow, he thinks this time. He deserves a break.

Sollux solo

(Anonymous) 2011-12-06 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Sollux plans a nefarious DDoS attack on the porn servers in the Furthest Ring, and cackles delightedly when everyone is forced to walk around cranky and frustrated and pornless.

Batterwitch, any/any

(Anonymous) 2011-12-21 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
Her Imperious Condescension aka the Batterwitch is prepared for the God Tier kids and the trolls to reach the green session and try to mess her shit up. As soon as they land or whatever, she launches a pre-planned attack that strips them of their titles. Without titles to focus them, God Tier powers are basically useless. How will they beat her now?! Dun dun dun!


(Anonymous) 2012-05-18 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
Jake introduces Dirk to the game Twister.

Expired PBJ

(Anonymous) 2012-09-09 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Tavros has been dead for hundreds of years/sweeps. Gamzee was, and is, flushed for him. Now an adult Gamzee has developed this bad habit of seducing brown-bloods in an attempt to reconnect with his expired matesprit. Doesn't have to be graphic but I'd really like if it was from inside Gamzee's head.


(Anonymous) 2012-09-10 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
What if in some tragic string of events Dad, John, and Dave are on their way home from a fun day at an amusement park (and Dave and John are like 15-ish here). But on the way to drop Dave off and start driving back to Dad and John’s house they get in this really terrible car accident. And in this accident Dad and Dave die but John is like barely hanging on when the ambulance gets there. So they rush John to the hospital and he’s gonna be okay but he’s still a wreck and his best friend and his dad just died in front of him.
So the hospital gets a hold of Dirk because he’s the only adult with information they can find in the contact info from the wreckage and John didn’t have any other relatives. And Dirk rushes in only to find out ‘Oh hey actually it looks like your brother died in the same accident but look you were the only person we could contact about this kid.’ But even though Dirk is heartbroken he totally takes John in because he realizes even though he lost his only brother just now John lost his Dad and his best friend and John needs him now and Dirk kind of needs John as well because he needs someone to protect now that Dave is gone.
And so he takes John home and helps him get better and they work through their loss together and Dirk totally coddles John and then when John is older they have feelings for each other because of this deep connection they had made and bonded over and all of that sadness turns into a beautiful relationship between two people who mutually love and care about each other.


(Anonymous) 2012-09-26 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
A shorter dominate karkat and a taller submissive john. Anything from cuddling to smut just as long as there's a lot of awkward karkat trying his best to dom his obscenely tall boyfriend/matesprite/kismesis/whathaveyou
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[personal profile] kexx 2012-11-25 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Oh wow uh really curious about alternate universe where they're ina black relationship? Anything goes really I guess. Just wow really wanna see that.


(Anonymous) 2013-01-31 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
I keep seeing these soulmate prompts on the Hobbit kinkmeme... So I decided to make one here!

Trolls are born with the names of three soulmates on their bodies.

For Moirails, it is on the wrist. For a Kismesis, it is on the back of the neck (because real blackrom requires trust, and mutual respect). And for a matesprit, the name is right above a troll's bloodpusher.

Auspistices were born out of necessity, and are not considered as true soul-mates.

I just want to see a fic with this! Any pairing is okay!

Bonus: It's troll/human redrom, and the troll has spent their whole life hating the fact that they can't read the writing (because written Alternian and English are different).

Bonus Bonus: A black pairing, one of them reads their name off the back of the other's neck!

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