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imperialdrone ([personal profile] imperialdrone) wrote in [community profile] bucketlist2011-04-02 06:07 pm
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Homestuck Kink Meme

Homestuck Kink Meme

Helpful notes

  1. Both art and fic are welcome and encouraged.

  2. The character limit for comments on Dreamwidth is 16,000 characters (somewhere around 2700 words).

  3. If you need an anonymous image host for porny stuff, you can use http://www.postimage.org

  4. It's called a kink meme but we welcome non-porn requests too. Just make sure you give anons something to work with beyond just the pairing.


RULES

  1. Your kink is okay. So is everyone else's. Do not leave prompts or comments that bash characters/pairings or put down somebody's kinks/interests.

  2. We welcome all kinks, but we want people with triggers to be able to play here too! If your prompt or fill contains graphic violence, rape/non-con, or abuse, please label it in the comment subject line, e.g.: "Vriska/Tavros [abuse]" or "Gamzee/any [violence]"

  3. Please put the character(s) you're requesting in the comment subject line! That makes it a lot easier for potential fillers to find requests.

  4. Having prompts filled is what makes a kink meme successful! Try to fill a prompt for every three or four you leave.


There's a master list of fills in this post. Please link yours when you finish them!
lea_hazel: Typewriter (Basic: Writing)

Building Things 1/2

[personal profile] lea_hazel 2011-04-25 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
(A/N: Screw anoning, I'll just put this right here.)

arsenicCatnip [AC] began trolling centaursTesticle [CT] at 07:33

AC: :33 < hi!
CT: D --> What
CT: D --> Why are you messaging me
CT: D --> And so early in the night
CT: D --> It is highly inappropriate
AC: :33 < *ac pr33ns and rubs against the purr angry boy's leg*
CT: D --> What is this
AC: :33 < roleplaying!
AC: :33 < it's fun!
CT: D --> No
CT: D --> I forbid it
CT: D --> It is highly
CT: D --> Undignified
AC: :33 < *the furrocious cat hisses* you are in no position to order me around, mr. cranky biped garmet!
AC: :33 < *ac bares her sharp t33th at the angry boy!*
AC: :33 < *if he was smart, he'd be oh so careful around this dangerous predator!*
CT: D --> This is highly inappropriate
CT: D --> I am a highb100d
CT: D --> Of course I can order you
CT: D --> That is just how things are
AC: :33 < the beasts of the wild do not obey your silly little hemospectrum.
AC: :33 < *ac flicks her tail and hisses at the bad boy again, showing all her many t33th*
CT: D --> This is completely una%eptable
CT: D --> You will obey
AC: :33 < n33 n33! *ac wags her tail delightedly*
CT: D --> Do not be absurd
CT: D --> The hemospectrum is designed to protect lowb100ds
CT: D --> And middle b100ds like yourself
AC: :33 < i can take care of myself! *ac shows off her sharp claws and t33th once again fur the stupid boy*
AC: :33 < i am a furrocious predator!
AC: :33 < i stalk the night and kill my own prey!
CT: D --> You're making me very mad
CT: D --> I don't like it
CT: D --> It behooves a gentletroll to control his temper
CT: D --> You will
CT: D --> Cease
CT: D --> And desist
AC: :33 < quit getting your bipedal garments in a twist!
AC: :33 < how can you control your tempurr if you can't relax?
AC: :33 < *the savage wildcat asks*
AC: :33 < *pensively*
CT: D --> First of all
CT: D --> They are called pants
CT: D --> Only the lowest lowb100d would use such a coarse term as
CT: D --> I can't bring myself to repeat it
AC: :33 < *the cat looks quizzical* but everyone calls it that
CT: D --> You need to associate with a higher quality of people
CT: D --> Your b100d is highly a%eptable
CT: D --> In the right company your could f100rish and improve your manners
AC: :33 < manners mean nothing in the wild!
AC: :33 < and you should learn to control your tempurr!
CT: D --> Cripes
AC: :33 < *ac plops down and starts grooming herself*
CT: D --> Cease that
CT: D --> Immediately
AC: :33 < *ac turns her face up expectantly and mewls* what's the magic word?
CT: D --> You will desist of this inappropriate behavior
CT: D --> Please
AC: :33 < *ac accepts your apology, even though it wasn't very good*
CT: D --> There is nothing to a%ept
CT: D --> I merely wished to inquire
AC: :33 < *ac sits back on her pawerful pawnches and listens attentively*
CT: D --> How do you think
CT: D --> I should go about
CT: D --> Controlling my temper
AC: :33 < uh
AC: :33 < that is a very diffurcult question!
AC: :33 < *the pawerful wildcat is momentarily stumped*
AC: :33 < what do you usually do when you're angry?
CT: D --> I
CT: D --> I break things
AC: :33 < what sort of things?
CT: D --> Whatever happens to be lying around
AC: :33 < well that's no way to live!
AC: :33 < it must be very upsetting!
CT: D --> It is
CT: D --> It's so hard
CT: D --> And no one understands
AC: :33 < *ac curls her warm body around the purr sad boy's leg*
AC: :33 < i know
AC: :33 < i've got it!
AC: :33 < maybe you should build things! *suggests ac, f33ling pawfully clever fur a cat with absolutely no anger issues at pawl*
CT: D --> Do you mean
CT: D --> Build things to break
CT: D --> So that I don't break my other things
AC: :33 < uh, sure
AC: :33 < not exactly what i was thinking of, but i guess that could work
CT: D --> That is
CT: D --> An e%cellent idea
CT: D --> Thank you
CT: D --> You have been most helpful
AC: :33 < *ac purrks up her tail* sure thing, any time!
AC: :33 < let me know if it works!
CT: D --> I think I shall
AC: :33 < *ac salutes the strange boy with her tail, prepurring to leave*
CT: D --> Wait
CT: D --> What is your name, greenb100d
AC: :33 < *ac pauses in the doorway*
AC: :33 < nepeta
CT: D --> My name is Equius
AC: :33 < purrleased to make your acquaintance!
CT: D --> Likewise
CT: D --> Goodbye

arsenicCatnip [AC] ceased trolling centaursTesticle [CT] at 10:25

Re: Building Things 1/2

(Anonymous) 2011-04-26 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
anon is excited for the next part
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Re: Building Things 1/2

[personal profile] krait 2012-04-10 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Awwwww! :D