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Homestuck Kink Meme: Act 2

Homestuck Kink Meme

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AU: Instead of having Mindfang's new favorite slave assassinated, Dualscar steals her in a fit of jealousy and claims her for his own, or tries to.

oooh. OP, do you have a preference between physically violent vs. coercive/manipulative methods?

Oh, boys. This is wonderful, anon! I love the way you've shown how the two of them just don't fit together, and yet they're trying so hard.

Awesome. And hot. I love your Jake here! And I love the ways you've shown why Dirk wants him. And the robot sex, of course.

:P Not exactly what I was looking for, but still great! OBVIOUSLY this is how troll dirty limericsk go.

Most trolls don't have nipples, not being mammals. A troll is sleeping with somebody who does, and finds them exotic and erotic and very sensitive. Cue tons of nippleplay!

(In my head-canon, jadeblood trolls do have nipples, from the ancient days when they still used their vestigial pap sacs in the duties in the breeding chambers. And so does Karkat, because doing mean things to Karkat is fun. So if you want to have it be troll/troll using that, that would work too.)

I prefer coercive methods. But I can see Dualscar starting with coercion and ending with physical violence, so if it goes that way I'll be fine with it. ^^

After a scratch the trolls are reincarnated as trolls in the Shadowrun universe. Go.

A few ideas for those who would like them:
- Megacorp executive Eridan vs. radical eco-shamaness Feferi
- Tavros communes with dragons
- Sollux the otaku/technomancer gets trapped with a rogue AI

Start with a troll who has never seen snow. (Can be a non-SGRUB AU if you want.) Add a human who loves snow. Combine. What is the troll going to think of the snow? Maybe the humans has to prove that it's not some horrible alien infestation coming to overwhelm the world.

(Brought to you by this warm winter we've had and me really wishing we had some snow in this part of the country.)

Jake actually does end up responding well to Dirk's advances through pesterlogs, once he realizes that he's definitely talking to the real person and it's not all some baffling jape at his expense.

But as soon as they meet in person he backs off completely, and Dirk has no idea why.

It turns out that when he's around Dirk in the flesh all he can see is his resemblance to the robot that beat the crap out of him regularly. And it turns out that's just not something he can get past (or, if he can, not until several years have passed and Dirk's grown out of the resemblance some).

Terezi loves the smell of red sooo much. Give me Terezi<3Karkat fic (femdom preferred, with Karkat being his usual cranky self) with lots of bloodplay and heavy erotic focus on Karkat's bright red blood.

Bonus points for using body types from this (very NSFW) tumblr post:
http://ask100dequius.tumblr.com/post/17776001321

Non-SGRUB AU: The deadline for offering genetic material is looming, and Tavros has never had a kismesis, and he's worried. But it's okay - Gamzee's gonna help a motherfucker out.
So. Give me the misadventures of Tavros Nitram, blackrom virgin, and his matesprit Gamzee Makara, who are both out to find Tavros a kismesis before it's too late. Karkat may or may not play a role as Gamzee's morail/ The Quadrant Doctor. I don't mind who Tavros ends up black for in the end as long as it's not Vriska (that pairing just doesn't work for me, sorry!) and as long as he ends up in a functional black relationship for both sides. I just want to see what his hunt for a kismesis would entail, and what sort of crazy things could happen along the way.

Jake likes Dirk a lot. Jake hates the Autoresponder for always messing with him (and maybe the AR is currently inhabiting the brobot who constantly kicks his ass)...but the strong resemblence to Dirk makes Jake's hatred take a turn for the blackrom. Roxy has to step in between Dirk and his own autoresponder to keep them from killing each other.

Basically, Jake♥Dirk, Jake♠Autoresponder, and Autoresponder♣Roxy♣Dirk. Jane can get in there too, if you want to have a big alpha kids quadrantfest.

Just to clarify, was the subject line for this supposed to read "Dirk/Jake, Jake/AR, Dirk + AR + Roxy"? sounds from the description like that's what you meant, but wanted to see for sure. maybe otherwise you wanted Jake/AR ~and~ Dirk/AR, heh.

Anon, your prompt is awesome. :D And Jane needs to be in on this (Jane♦Roxy?)

Oh, haha. I meant Jake/AR but quite frankly I would be happy with Dirk/AR too, so. Feel free to take my typo as inspiration!

OP

Jane♦Roxy or Jane♥Roxy would be my first thoughts, yeah! Go for it :)

Equius is building Tavros' robot legs and -- since they're designed to attach at the waist -- has to decide what to do about the naughty bits.

Can be porn or not, as anon wishes.

Your game at keeping her blood color a secret from yourself ends as soon as you fully strip her from her dress for the first time, see the tiny paps on what is left of old feeding sacs - a holdover from the days when mother grubs demanded its caretakers to give them nourishment from their own bodies. They are a fascinating novelty - you've never had a jadeblood slave before. Usually capturing or enslaving one like this would be a crime punishable by death, or worse; without them the mother grubs would refuse to do their work. You are fortunate that this one chose to disgrace herself, you think, running your fingers gently over the paps.

She gasps and bites down on her lips, obeying your command to stay silent as best she can, and you smile at her. "Does that hurt, my sweet?" she says softly. "You may answer."

"No," she says. "It doesn't... hurt."

"I see." You bend down. "Well, then. Let's see what other sounds I can coax from your lips."

You can feel growing tension in her body as you move - she has already transgressed once, and well does she know the penalty. For every sound she makes she faces a week alone, without your touch... a penalty you may shorten, if only to earn her gratitude. Maybe seeing that you are not the cruel mistress she believes you to be will hasten her pity towards you.

She shudders when you slowly drag your tongue across the paps, her back arching, and you know that this time that almost none of that pleasure is from her mind alone. You have released that hold that you have on her, in your curiosity - a thing you have done and regretted, in the past. But tonight the Dolorosa is yours alone, and you will have her as she was before you touched her mind.

She still struggles to stay silent, especially when you tease her with your lips; her claws dig hard into your back, even though you have made sure that they were well-trimmed, but her mouth is closed. She has iron control, you think. A useful quality in any of your servants, and especially in a flushed dalliance - perhaps she will be worthy to be called your matesprit in truth.

There is no hurry; no one has called warnings to you, and Dualscar is nowhere to be found since his last tantrum. You take your time, examine her exquisite chest in every way you can imagine. Licking and suckling seem to be the most pleasurable, for her; she does not gasp again, but she writhes like a wriggler at your relentless giving of pleasure. Then, when the pleasure loses its savor, you spice it with a bit of pain - gentle pain, of course. This is no black dalliance. The lightest pressure from your claws, the gentlest of bites... they seem to only increase her ardor.

How sensitive she is! You see her looking at you pleadingly more than once, but you cannot tell what she wishes for - is it too much? Does she want you to stop? Well, that is not in her power to ask, and so you continue on until she is moaning and panting on the floor, her control broken, undone with pleasure and all but begging for a pail.

You do not grant it, but you stop keeping track of her moans as well. "Say your mistress's name," you whisper into her ear as she pants.

"Mindfang," she says, all too readily, staring up at you as you pull back to look at her. Her cheeks are flushed dark green, her eyes wide and full of passion for the one who uses her, the poor, pitiable thing.

"That's right," you say. Yes, you definitely will not separate her from you for too many weeks. You don't think you would have the resolve for it yourself.

aahh so hot -- I love the depth of Mindfang's control so muuuuch~

I will take just about anything...but for a specific kink, scratching/biting. Because reasons.

Anything really sweet between these two would be amazinggggg. ;w;

Kinks: sub!Dave, strife-turned-to-sex
Dave finds Jake a mangrittier and somehow sexier version of John. Jake finds Dave much less dorky and easier to deal with than his Strider. They strife, and Jake wins half because Dave lets him. Sexy times ensue.

A fic based around this adorable and nsfw (http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/ask100dequius/16051122958/2/tumblr_lxzbvoZyBb1r5vzpg) image from the ask100dequius tumblr.

Any kink or pairing thrown in is up to you, but anon really likes large insertions -- because Equius struggling a bit with big dick is super cute, ok -- and exhibitionism.

I just want John or Jake topping Dave or Dirk respectively. I don't know, I just seem to have this thing with Striders being topped. Willingly. Maybe even borderline demanding they be topped.

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Homestuck Kink Meme: Act 2

Dualscar/Dolorosa, noncon trigger

Re: Dualscar/Dolorosa, noncon trigger

Re: Sollux/Equius

Re: "Rendezvous Mode," Dirk/Jake, 1/1

Re: [partial fill - limerick] Vriska/Tavros <3<

no subject

Re: Dualscar/Dolorosa, noncon trigger

Any troll(s)

Any human/Any troll, snow

Dirk/Jake

Terezi/Karkat bloodplay

Tavros♥Gamzee, Tavros♠???

Dirk/Jake, Dirk/AR, Dirk + AR + Roxy

Re: Dirk/Jake, Dirk/AR, Dirk + AR + Roxy

Re: Dirk/Jake, Dirk/AR, Dirk + AR + Roxy

Re: Dirk/Jake, Dirk/AR, Dirk + AR + Roxy

Re: Dirk/Jake, Dirk/AR, Dirk + AR + Roxy

Equius(/Tavros, kinda?)

A Fascinating Novelty (Mindfang♥Dolorosa, M, Nippleplay)

Re: A Fascinating Novelty (Mindfang♥Dolorosa, M, Nippleplay)

Jade/Eridan

Equius/John

Jake/Dave

Equius/'Rocking Horse' Fucking Machine; Solo

John/Dave or Jake/Dirk