So, as of current canon Karkat is pretty much coming apart at the seams and spends too much time yelling at himself, and Gamzee is "the world's shyest juggalo" and has been hiding from Kanaya and her chainsaw for an entire year. Give them the pale makeouts they so desperately need from each other right about now.

Anon has no preference as to how literally you take "makeouts" (rails with pails and vanilla moirallegiance cuddling are both fine with me).