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Homestuck Kink Meme: Act 2

Homestuck Kink Meme

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If a seadweller doesn't have at least two filled quadrants by the time the conscription ships arrive (s)he's stripped of his/her status and sold as a sex slave to an established adult on the fleet. Usually a land troll.

Generally the buyer will inspect her/his new property and try him/her out before actually making payment and taking possession.

Maybe this is the first time Eridan's been sold, in which case I want to see a lot of size kink, becuase trolls aren't quite mature when they're conscripted. Or maybe he's been on the block a few times already, in which case please let the buyer be one of the trolls we know.

SB and/or HJ are actually the primordial gods of creation, countered only by each other and their own incomprehensibility.

In their immense wisdom and power, they decide that the most appropriate thing to do is to obtain and make use of a sex slave. HOW CAN THAT EVEN HAPEN.

Touching a Rainbow Drinker, because of their bright skin and enjoyment of the sun, feels for a normal troll a bit like playing with fire - it doesn't actually harm them, usually, but it burns like hell.

Vriska doesn't mind. In fact, she finds that she enjoys the pain.

anons, I just want some of these characters pierced and/or tattooed and looking fine. Art of anyone showing off their mods or fic of anyone appreciating each other's would both be awesome. Does Sollux have snakebite tongue barbells? Is Eridan's junk as gaudy as the rest of him? Does Vriska pierce her own ears with safety pins when she gets bored? Is Dirk hiding any other tattoos? Which of the Ancestors have ink, and where? What does Rose have pierced that nobody expected of her? I AM NOT PICKY HERE.

The Batterwitch's two heirs team up to take down her evil empire. Sexily.

We've seen that Karkat is probably his own kismesis. So: the beta kids and trolls make it to the new session, where the alpha kids and/or ancestor trolls are the active players (i.e. the cerulean spidergirl of Jake's dreams really is Mindfang). Show me the legendary blackrom that will inevitably unfold when Karkat and the Sufferer meet.

The White Queen watches over the sleeping princess every day. She says it's just in case of an assassination attempt, but there's more to it than that.

The one crucial accessory when seducing Terezi: a tube of candy-red lipstick. Sloppiest makeouts ever ensue.

Feelingsfull no-other-option murder between people who are very close. An auspistice is forced into drastic measures, a matesprit has to put their partner out of misery, a kismesis decides they wouldn't want it to happen any other way, a moirail doesn't want to be left behind ... stuff along those lines, and not with anyone "snapping" to prompt the killing or to perform it. Friends would work too, especially if it's between beta kids.

What could be really interesting is Bec Noir and PM flitting about universes, mostly seeing only each other, and finally having a strangely fraught showdown.

Off the top of my head, the only ships I'd prefer to avoid are Terezi/Vriska, Feferi/Eridan, or Mindfang/Redglare. Considering canon, it's too depressing.

Aradia's anger occasionally turns on herself - or, at least, on her other robot selves. Hoping for selfcest kismesissitude, with Equius possibly trying to play auspistice once or twice but failing, because Aradiabot's anger is just too powerful/he just pities her too much.

TG: my gaydar is like the exanct fuckin poposite of urs
TG: which is to say it is better than completety nonexistant
TG: mine is so sensitive it has been used to sweep the ocean floor for mythical sea monsters
TG: turns out
TG: all of those monsters are SO gay

Gl'bgolyb gets its tentacles on the Page of Hope. That sea monster is so hot for him. Jake is a wonderful place for tentacles. He learns to like calamari.

Bonus points if Gl'bgolyb treats him tenderly and delicately, and Jake is both terrified and kind of curious BUT MOSTLY TERRIFIED and also, calamari.

(Or Gamzee/Terezi.)

Kismessisitude. So far into the black that it's a miracle that they're both still alive. AU, or during/post Gamzee freakout.

Kismessisitude seems to be really physical and aggressive -- how does that work when you're so STRONG you'd break somebody if you fought back? Just about any pairing welcome, though I generally prefer Equius/Aradia to be flushed, not caliginous. I'm hoping to see Equius find a solution that works instead of just leaving him frustrated. Give me some STRONG and mutually satisfying hatemance~

"You can't have the same person in all four of your quadrants - everyone knows that!"

Tell me the story of a troll couple who tries to prove that long-standing societal norm wrong. I just really want to see where people go with this idea, so any background and pairing would be awesome as long as they're both somehow trolls.

Troll breasts are for making honeydew.

Sweet, sweet honeydew. Psychoactive, aphrodisiac honeydew.

Troll and human genitalia are mostly compatible, but not really the same. A character has their genitals modified to be more like the other species'. You can go wherever else you want, but I'd like if the character with the mods has no regrets and is genuinely happier in their altered body.

Heavy service kink, trolls taking care of their quadrantmates - waiting on them hand and foot, doing everything for them. Any quadrant would be awesome - it would work great with redrom, but I'd love to see a hate-fueled blackrom take on it!

Dualscar killed the Dolorosa, but she awoke as a rainbow drinker, and now she wants to pay him back in kind. (AU is fine; so is fitting it in with the canon somehow.)

The beginning of A6I2 makes me want fic about them so bad. Probably not even porn fic, just something adorable and domestic where he admires her rather a lot and she finds him charming. Butler/housekeeper restrained below-stairs romance, is all. Can be in Hussie's lair or I'd love to see an AU setting where they're looking after bitty Equius together.

Rose moves to a new city and becomes flatmates with Nepeta and Eridan. Culture clash ensues, but in the end the three become the very best of friends, or more.
(Sorry for not being more specific! I just saw someone mention this ship somewhere and I totally want it now.)

Eridan plays a little game with the landdweller dumb enough to wander too close to the water. He drags Gamzee out into the water and holds him under every time Gamzee tries to fight him, then just takes what he wants while Gamzee's terrified and only half conscious.

Alternate reason Jack hates wearing the prototyping costumes so much: When he doesn't follow orders, or the Queen is just in a mood, she used various means - mostly ridiculous clothing, but also whatever else you'd like to throw in there - to humiliate and demean him as part of their blackrom games.

So, as of current canon Karkat is pretty much coming apart at the seams and spends too much time yelling at himself, and Gamzee is "the world's shyest juggalo" and has been hiding from Kanaya and her chainsaw for an entire year. Give them the pale makeouts they so desperately need from each other right about now.

Anon has no preference as to how literally you take "makeouts" (rails with pails and vanilla moirallegiance cuddling are both fine with me).

Dirk: Feel torn between two attractive romantic prospects.
Equius: Introduce humans to the concept of quadrants.
Jake and Dirk: Decide it's worth a shot.

So, one possibility: Dirk♥Jake and Dirk♠Equius, with Dirk and Jake having fun fluffy exploration adventures and Dirk and Equius having a tense rivalry concerning horse/musclebeast pictures and robot building and other such things. (Not sure how Equius and Jake would get along in that scenario, so surprise me. XD) I'm happy with any possibility, though, as long as everyone's in a healthy and mutually satisfying relationship of some sort.

Okay, I have to ask. I'd dearly love to see anything involving the Grand Highblood and another (or more) of the ancestors that's either ashen or black. Brute strength, chucklevoodoos, whatever it takes to really lay into someone else - and preferably someone who isn't killed in the process.

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Eridan, slavery, humiliation, probably rape

Sweet Bro and/or Hella Jeff, ultimate power, humiliation

Vriska<3Kanaya, pain trigger

any character(s), body mods

Jane/Feferi

Sufferer/Karkat

WQ/Dream!Jane

Terezi/any of the ladies

romantic murder, PM/Bec Noir or just about any ship

Aradiabot/Equius/Aradiabot, abuse trigger

Gl'bgolyb/Jake. Xenophilia, tentacles, dub/non-con.

Terezi/Gamzee

Equius♠???

Any troll pairing

For I on honeydew hath fed/and drunk the milk of paradise

Cross-species body mods

Any troll relationship, any quadrant

Dolorosa/Dualscar, revenge

Aurthour/Ms.Paint

Rose/Equius/Nepeta

Eridan/Gamzee - breathplay, noncon

Black Queen/Jack Noir, humiliation/noncon

Karkat/Gamzee

Jake/Dirk/Equius

Grand Highblood/anyone - blackrom