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Homestuck Kink Meme: Act 2

Homestuck Kink Meme

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Bucket Code - the Alternian version of the Hanky Code? (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handkerchief_code) Practically any character or pairing is fine; just tell me something about what a bucket says about what its carrier wants. I'm good with just about any direction this can possibly go.

Didn't have room in the subject, so kinks and warnings for this prompt are; sexual slavery, dub-con/non-con, mpreg, brainwashing

Seadwellers with purple streaks are capable of laying eggs fertilised by another troll, but this time it's a world with a reversed hemospectrum.

Breeders are the only sea trolls considered worth anything - tyrians are just another shade of purple trash. And their only value lies in their fertility. They're trained to obey any troll who comes inside them while they aren't in heat and guarded jealously.

Sea trolls are still the longest lived, so they're passed from noble to noble - not to their own offspring, but traded between lines and houses. The ownership transfer is highly sexual, and very degrading to the breeder in question. Dualscar/Eridan considers himself lucky to belong to the Scarlet Emperor, at least for now.

Either there's always a Scarlet Emperor/Empress, because (s)he has access to a harem of breeders, with one added by each Emperor/Empress and they're inherited by each ruler, or the Scarlet Emperor is a semi-mythological figure, who only appears maybe once in a thousand or more sweeps and is a harbringer of change.

The game is won but Alternia and Earth are both gone. The kids and trolls wake up in a strange new world and have to figure out how to survive the dangers this world presents. Go wild! Are there wandering herds of violent beasts? Does someone eat something poisonous? If you bring back characters who have died, how does the group deal with that? Bonus points for Jake/Dirk exploring adventures, Feferi and Eridan having to deep sea dive (and everyone being horrified she has to go alone with him), Jade and Nepeta bridging the dog/cat barrier, and John and Karkat being the best boyfriendleaders.

Feel free to handwave how the Alpha and Beta kids are here together. XD

Kanaya has a very odd reaction to drinking Rose's blood, thanks to her humanity - shakes, nausea, hallucinations, anything you want, really - and Rose helps take care of her as she's suffering.

The Dolorosa + any of the parental-figure-humans of your choice form a single parenting support group to try to figure out wtf they are doing (and vent about the little monsters they're raising.) You could do it cross-temporally over chat if you wanted, any romance possibilies are yay...

Pairing is only a suggestion - open to others

So there I was - thinking about troll genetic material... as you do. About how all the trolls' is that same color as their blood. And your blood is the same color as your writing.

And some trolls know this mysterious omnipotent omniscient entity who writes in white.

And even though they know the kids aren't writing in the same color as their blood or genetic material, it has to be freakish for a troll who'd conversed with the white writing to see human ejaculate.

Oh no! The nefarious Doctor DS, master of the Robot Death Fortress, has captured the intrepid Jake English, gentleman adventurer! Stripped of his weapons (and his clothes!), imprisoned in the Doctor's secret lab...what dastardly deathtraps and terrible torments await our hero?

Jake and Dirk do sexy pulp hero/villain roleplaying.

Bonus points if Dirk makes elaborate props for it.

Extra bonus points if Dirk keeps trying to be self-consciously ironic about it, but Jake takes everything DEAD SERIOUSLY and is super into the role.

(inspired by the second gif here (http://theworldismyoysterrr.tumblr.com/post/19342089234))

Most important thing you own?
John: My troll, but I don't like to say I own (him/her/hir). We're just kind of buddies.

Tell me about John and that troll he owns!

Which troll and what kind of dynamic is up to you! Maybe it's Karkat yelling NO WE ARE NOT BUDDIES WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, maybe it's Vriska peeing on police officers and tearing up all of John's homework, maybe it's Equius who is enjoying this more than John knows!

You're welcome to include other kid/troll pairs as well, romantically or not.

Preferably funny or happy, and if there's sexytimes, please NO non-con! (Yes, I know, no non-con in the ownership prompt. I'm a weird kid.)

The mouseover text on today's XKCD says, "Bruce Schneier believes safeword are fundamentally insecure and recommends you ask your partner to stop via public key signature." As someone on my rlist said, I would read that fic.

...obviously I thought of Sollux first. But it would also work with Roxy! Or Sollux/Roxy! (yum) or Dirk, or various robots and AIs that Dirk is responsible for! Or Equius/Bot!Aradia, if you want to go to a dark place with it...

sweet, sweet blackrom play. a dessert fight ends in Karkat licking cake frosting off John, delighted to discover (a) that human desserts are delicious, and (b) John hates cake. 2x satisfaction combo!

Strider gets doubleteamed and is honestly quite surprised.

Some days, Gamzee doesn't keep too close of an eye on how much sopor he's eating. And while he may have a decent tolerance built up, if he goes too overboard, he's still out like a light. Which leaves plenty of opportunity for someone to take advantage of him...

Kanaya/Rose with seriously toppy Kanaya getting past Rose's cool poise and finding a molten-hot libidinous center. Aphrodisiacs, rainbow drinker mind powers, dom/sub dynamics inducing a needy submissive headspace, any way you want to play it. Just give me blistering hungry passion and Rose's self-control falling apart. unf.

In which Vriska uses her mind control abilities to her advantage.

Pretty much what it says on the tin. I'd like to see fic where the two are asexual, but are interested in seeing what sex is like so they agree to try it with each other. Optional: they enjoy it, they just don't really understand what the fuss is about. (Mostly I just don't want the end result to be "oh well that was terrible" "yeah let's never do that again".)

You are the best qualified to lead the blue team; you are certain of that. But you wish rather fervently that you weren't.

Oh man, such a perfect Equius line.

He wouldn't trust Tavros to just any motherfucker. There's something special about this girl.

Bro has always had a raging hero-worship crush on the dashing adventurer Haas the Flame. What happens when the two somehow meet? Would love to see some ironic flirting, adventures, and makeouts, not necessarily in that order (hey, his alpha self seems open to new and different experiences, I can't imagine his beta counterpart wouldn't be as well.)

sooooo i have this headcanon where jake is sort of indecisive about his feelings towards dirk, but he can also be sort of unconsciously selfish about the way he acts towards dirk aka leading him on while still being unsure of what he wants their relationship to be.

which is my prompt!
this could even go so far as jake having sex with dirk (although i'm fine if you don't want to include smut), but when dirk asks about his intentions jake sort of just dodges the bullet with laughter. of course, this would excruciatingly emotionally stressful for dirk, but he would play like an ironic coolkid and not really show it, and keep up with his ironclad persistence in the pursuit of the ~~doki doki yaoi lovings~~ jake's romantic reciprocation. but he's only human, and so certainly there would be some moment of weakness on his part where he just wants to like, curl up next to jake while he's sleeping and hold him (the babbu ;____;)
i'd appreciate any length of fic, with any type of ending (resolved or unresolved), canon or au, and if you do decide to put smut in idc who tops (though i prefer dirk)

TL;DR
i want angsty dirkjake with jake being indecisive and noncommittal and dirk being a semi-pathetic but still ironically cool and extremely persistent lovesick puppy

thank you! :)

crossposted from homesmut

i have all of the feels for davejade. and i have even more feels for them stumbling around and getting used to that weird going from best friends to full blown romance phase.

ideally jade would be sort of overconfident and fumbling and silly
and dave would be all cool and ironic but going insane with nervousness behind his shades
and everything would be awkward and hilarious and fluffy and nothing would hurt ; u ;

terrible jokes in attempt to lighten the awkwardness and fail sex (lol) is highly encouraged. bonus points for jade taking the lead and dave sort of anxiously following along.

au or canon idc do as you wish.

fill this pretty please C:

Meenah catches Roxy and decides to vivisect her to see how she works.

I'm not sure if this has ever been requested before (I'm...fairly new). So I apologize if it has.

But in the world where Davesprite comes from, he thinks Jade is dead right? So when he goes back in time and sees Jade alive, he's relieved...and excited. So excited that he kisses her...among other things...much to Jade and Dave's surprise.

And it's probably not the best time to be doing those things, but Davespirte can't help himself because he's spent years wondering and worrying and thinking she was dead and now she's not, and...and he's still a teenager, dammit, he needs this.

And Dave's ~~jealous~~offended because what the hell does future-him think he's doing? And how does that even work when he's a sprite, anyway?

Jade, meanwhile, is a little confused, but can't deny how nice it feels. Plus, if it helps Davesprite, she doesn't really mind.

How Dave eventually gets involved is up to you, but I would like him to get involved. ~~DP without anal would be great, but whatever works for you, I don't mind~~.

I apologize if the prompt is too specific or demanding. I'm not too good at this... ._.

It seems like there's something in Dirk's powers that involves making duplicate versions of himself: autoresponder, his dreamself that's always awake, Jake's dream splinter, Brobot, the things the one in Jake's dream said about Dirk's relationship to self...

So basically I mean I'd like somebody to write me Jake/Dirk/Dirk(dreamself)/Dirk(AR)/Dirk(Jake's splinter)/[Dirk(brobot)/Dirk(Bro)/Dirk(any other possible way Homestuck lets you have duplicates...)] And Jake is completely overwhelmed and loving it, of course.

John: Show the other coder what you can do!

Alternatively - Sollux: Oh good griief, show thiis po2er how 2 do 2ome real codiing already.

Some sea trolls can lay eggs, but there isn't any obvious sign of which trolls they are. It's something they find out for themselves the first time they come into season at six sweeps. Generally they lose the first clutch, either because they just aren't developed enough to carry to term, or because they deliberately get rid of it. Bearers are considered weak, especially if they actually lay and if they fuck up they end up crippled and used as breeding stock, usually for either helmsman grade psionics (while they're being broken and trained) or indigos. But they are given a chance to prove themselves because the ones who don't fuck up tend to be so determined to prove themselves that they're spectacularly successful.

Going into season after a particularly successful FLARPing session with Vriska and the subsequent decision to abort his first clutch was a wake-up call for Eridan. He drops the idea of becoming Feferi's matesprit, and starts actually acting as her moirail, pushing her to take some responsibility instead of enabling her denial and dropping a lot of his desperate attempts to get her full attention. He also tries to convince her that an incremental improvement process is the best option, rather than trying to just abolish the hemospectrum without any real plans for societal reform.

When he finds out about Karkat's blood colour he basically threatens him into starting planning for a rebellion, including an alliance with Feferi to get highblood support for reform at least. Ultimately he wants attitudes towards bearers to change, and once he's a hero for his involvement in the rebellion he intends to carry a clutch for his quadrants.

Bonus if one of the reasons aborting his clutch bothered Eridan so much was because the three eggs would all have been shades of purple - one each indigo, violet and tyrian

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Any - Bucket Code

Signless/Dualscar or Karkat/Eridan; Reversed hemospectrum breeders; kinks/warnings in prompt

Any - Strangers in a strange land

Kanaya/Rose, illness/guro

Dolorosa and parental figures

Terezi/Dave?

Dirk/Jake, Roleplay

John/Troll

Safewords

Karkat/John, sweet delicious blackrom

Jane/Dirk/Jake

Any/Gamzee [noncon, drugs]

Kanaya/Rose dominance play

Vriska/Tavros

John/Rose, asexuality

no subject

Gamzee/Jane, Gamzee/Tavros

Bro Strider x Grandpa Harley

DirkJake; casual sex?

davejade ; first time sex / awkward friendship to romance stage

Meenah/Roxy [graphic non-con violence]

Davesprite/Jade/Dave

Jake/Dirk/Dirk/Dirk/Dirk....

John/Sollux or John + Sollux

Eridan/anyone, Bearers and politics, implied mpreg and rape