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Homestuck Kink Meme: Act 2

Homestuck Kink Meme

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just gamzee and dirk being psycho together dang please

Cupcake play, use of wooden spoons, Jane is Jake's little batter bitch

So what I'm looking for is one day John goes to Dave''s house. Dave isn't home and only Bro is there. Bro tells him it's fine to stay and so John does yet Bro's acting a little...off. So John sits on the couch while Bro plays video games. At one point Bro pauses the game and asks about John and Dave's relationship. [You can make their relationship whatever you want at this point] After John answers Bro pins him down, telling John how he is Bro's. Not Dave's. Thus induces the rape and non-con.

It would be really cool if you could get Dave to walk in and we'd have a nice and pissed off Dave!

I SECOND THIS!

Re: Bro(Dirk)/John [Rape, non-con,underage, pedophillia]

(Anonymous) - 2012-10-26 05:58 (UTC) - Expand

So having eons of nothing to do with all your fellow dead trolls gets p boring. And so there are lots of hookups to pass the time. And, it basically gets to the point where all the dead trolls from Beforus are casually banging each other all the time, without any impact on their established relationships. (ex Mituna and Latula are still a committed matespritship, but sometimes Latula has a night with Porrim because they can and because they're bored.)

Except Cronus, because even eons of being dead is not enough to make anybody touch that guy. And also no Meenah either, I guess, since she wasn't around. ... and I guess no Kankri because he's celibate right? So um, yeah, by "everybody" i mean the other 9 Beforus trolls.

So, when Karkat shows up, not only does everybody want a piece of that pie, but it's been so long since they met somebody new that they sort of... forgot... how you're supposed to go about getting into somebody's pants. And so nobody really bothers with any preamble; they all just go for the gold and jump Karkat's bones.

Possible noncon because what if they forget to ask him and what if Karkat's not into it. But if you're not feeling that, you can have Karkat be totally down for it. Either way, there are like 9 trolls who look just like his friends who are all really excited to get into his pants, possibly all at once.

kanaya somehow turns vriskas mind control on her and decides to have some fun, non hermaphrodite please. just vagina, thanks preemptively to whomever decides to write this.

and i want it down and dirty lesbian stuff as well.

Calliope can't resist her natural urges to tear Jake apart because that's how cherubs normally mate and she keeps apologizing because she's being rougher than she means to but he totally doesn't mind
and they're just really cute the whole time

Cronus abusing our poor little dandilion.

After eons of not seeing each other, it's time for some hot afterlife hatesex.

Preferably blackrom (at least on Cronus' end.)

The best part is when he can make Mituna beg him for it.

Meenah and Damara having hatesex in the ocean (or some other body of water), with Meenah holding Damara under far longer than is probably necessary. I don't care if they're dead, or if they're both just God Tier (I'd prefer that snuff not be a thing that happened), but please, I ache for this!

i need a self-loathing karkat-centric fic, with unrequited johnkat in there. heck, it can be requited, but just make sure karkat refuses to believe that. PLEASE

Working on a prompt now that I am finished with the first one I have filled!

They trust each other to an extent, because of their similar issues, and sometimes they take advantage of that trust to let off some steam together.

Pre-crazy Kurloz and Meulin getting kinky, with Meulin dominating.

Nepeta ends up in the hospital and Equius is there by her side.

Rules

-The filler can decide to do a back story or anything for how Nepeta ended up in the hospital if they wish.

-The story can go which ever way you wish, I do ask of you to please not put any sort of rape into it, there can be sex, just no rape (you don't have to do a sex scene if you don't want to :> ).

-You are free to add/remove characters.

Bonus!
~ Equius is the reason Nepeta is in the hospital

Edited 2013-02-03 04:24 (UTC)

Do you want pale or flushed, or does it not matter?

Re: Nepeta/Equius

diamondheartedleo - 2013-02-23 04:07 (UTC) - Expand

Nepeta orders Equius to subdue Karkat for her. Bonus: karkat abusing/being cruel to equius :D

Dave thinks it would be funny to hypnotize John when they have some downtime after meeting up again. He makes it so that John believes he's a girl (or flamboyantly homosexual) when anyone says the trigger word. There's sexytime between Karkat and hypnotized John, who's been terrified of showing feelings for him.

Repost from homesmut:
"Okay, to add to the many ways of taking-Eridan-down-a-peg I would love to see him tickled mercilessly by anyone (troll or human). It can be het, slash, I'm good with anything. Also if you want it to end in sex, that's fine too : )

(Oh Eridan why is it so much fun to see you abuseddd fff)"

alpha!Dirk-centric. I'm not particular on how, but somehow Dirk meets Bro and wants to tap that. He's not at all in love with him, just wants his manmeat. My head canon is that Bro would treat him a little like he treats Dave, interested in his well-being and shit, but not going to sleep with him. But Bro totally would love to have kinky sex with a sixteen-year-old version of himself, he's just trying to be the better man cause he raised a kid that's the same age as his alt self.

Bonus points if alpha!Dirk is a total freak in bed. Double bonus if emotion-type-stuff for Bro sneaks up on a!D.

Sober!Gamzee wants Karkat more than a palebro... Possibly some bondage, red or black works, possible Gam forcing Kar to eat some sopor, sex please

I've developed and obsession with codpieces.

For that reason, I'm asking for codpiece smut between Tavros and sober, Codtier Gamzee.
Anything goes really, just as long as Tavros gets a nice fuck from Gamzee's codpiece. I don't mind some good hard rough lovin' (this IS sober Gamzee.) I also usually headcanon hermaphrodite tenta/nook combo, but I am seriously good for anything.
honk
}:o)

In which John exercises his fascination with ghosts and decides to try some sexy ectobiology. Sprites are basically ghosts, right? Floating, variable tangibility...
Side of scientist!Jade optional.

Porrim has been noticing it for some time. It's a troll, she thinks, and it doesn't really do anything /wrong/. But it's sleeping under *her* house, and it stares at her through the window sometimes, along with all manner of things, most of which are starting to get uncanny. She'd managed to get a picture, and yes, the internet folks agreed, it was definitely a troll, suggested that it looked starved, she should leave something out for it, leftovers should do.

The next morning, of course, the bowl was licked clean. It also had 'I'm an 96ligate carniv9re, y9u d9lt' scrawled on the back, which was a little bit embarrassing.

Long story short, Kankri is your typical terrified bitey stray. Except sentient. And impractically civilised, considering his situation. And Kankri. And on their first face-to-face meeting, he introduces himself with an elaborate bow.

Pawtrolls are preferred but not essential.

A JohnXDave where Dave makes John choose a song and then fucks him to it.

Hi..I'm really new to this..but I have a great prompt!

So, John is really scared and nervous of confessing to Dave about his feelings and while he's visiting the Striders apartment for a week (or however long) Dirk see somethings up and he somehow finds out that John has a strong crush on Dave.

It makes John feel better now that he knows that it's not that really weird to have a crush on your best friend. He starts talking with Dirk more and more each night Dave falls asleep.

They become great friends and he would have never knew Dirk could have so much good advice.

But, John gets really upset when Dave says homosexuality is gross.

He goes to Dirk and ends up sobbing into his shoulder while Dirk consoles him.

Dirk cannot take it anymore. This little derp looks just like his ex boyfriend, Jake.

He soon gets carried away and kisses John.

--------

Then, Dave's story: He only said homosexuality is disturbing because John's always saying, "I'M NOT A HOMOSEXUAL" all the time. He thought it would disturb him if he said he might be somewhat gay.

Dave is also harboring a huge crush on John of course. He knows he can never possibly tell John.

Though, behind everyones back he is sneaking out and going to Jakes house.
Jake can do a lot to make him feel better. He looks a lot like John and that's enough. At least for now.

(I'm so sorry if I putting this in the wrong place. This websites confusing for me. This would make me so happy if it got filled (^__^))

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Homestuck Kink Meme: Act 2

gamzee/dirk

JanexJake [slight abuse]

Bro(Dirk)/John [Rape, non-con,underage, pedophillia]

Re: Bro(Dirk)/John [Rape, non-con,underage, pedophillia]

Re: Bro(Dirk)/John [Rape, non-con,underage, pedophillia]

dancestors/Karkat, gang-bang, possible noncon

Vriska/kanaya

Re: Vriska/kanaya

Jake/Calliope

Cronus x mituna non con

Meenah/Damara, blackrom

Cronus/Mituna, dubcon/coercion

Meenah/Damara, blackrom, breathplay

unrequited johnkat

no subject

Cronus x Horuss, anthro/otherkin/roleplay

Kurloz<3Meulin, femdom

Nepeta/Equius

Re: Nepeta/Equius

Re: Nepeta/Equius

Equius/Karkat/Nepeta [rape]

[John/Karkat]

Eridan/Anyone- tickling

alpha!Dirk/beta!Dirk [self-cest?]

Sober!Gamzee/Karkat

Gamzee/Tavros

John/Davesprite [ghost kink] [science kink]

Porrim/Kankri, Petstuck (humanoid)

JohnXDave

Dave/John