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Homestuck Kink Meme: Act 2

Homestuck Kink Meme

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Jane/Roxy, Jane/Condesce, utena crossover

(Anonymous) 2012-06-11 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
Another utenastuck idea: Jane as utena, condesce as akio, roxy as anthy. (Maybe have feferi as dios because of condesce? Hmm.)

Focuses more on jane being skeptical of the weirdness than on naivete (jane is still somewhat naive come to think of it, just not as dumb as utena.) she thinks that the rose bride stuff is messed up, wants to do the normal person responsible thing at first, but then wants so much to "save"/"fix" roxy that she forgets that and gets all caught up in the duels. Then of course jane realizes what she did later on and she and roxy have a big feelings jam.

And jane because of her skepticism doesn't realize that condesce is supernatural/immortal/an alien, causing jane to be easily manipulated by her...

Darkleer/Equius; Slavery, Humiliation

(Anonymous) 2012-06-11 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
Sort of AUish, I suppose. But Darkleer is utterly disgusted by Equius's submissive personality. And seeks to beat it out of him, by, OH LORDY, making him his slave.


Basically, Darkleer's going to make him his slave with the idea that if he puts Equius through hell as a slave, he won't enjoy it anymore.
But we know he will. Equius will always enjoy it. Anyways. See to it that Equius is positively sexualized, and degraded in every possible way, and that he loves every last second of it.

Dave/fem!John, 'she is all grown up

(Anonymous) 2012-06-11 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
'she is all grown up' is one of my favorite tropes- woah, that little slip of a girl i hung out with last year got REALLY HOT

basically, little John (or Joan, I guess) comes back from summer vacation and shit she has FILLED OUT
she's all hips and tits and she doesn't seem to realize that she is now really hot. she just wants to chill with her best bro, Dave, doing the same shit they always do- playing shitty video games and watching shitty movies and
having sleepovers, complete with dozing off on the futon during a movie marathon

Joan is totally oblivious to the effect she's having on Dave, and he doesn't want to look like some smarmy asshole who only notices her now that she's got boobs, but... damn, they're good boobs

meanwhile Joan has noticed that hmm, Dave got a bit taller over the summer, were his hipbones always that prominent, was he always that hot?

finally, one or both of them reaches peak horniness: Dave can't handle seeing Joan in her sleep shirt, standing in his kitchen first thing in the morning with bleary eyes and bedhead. Joan can't handle how low and sleepy and sexy Dave's voice sounds in the morning. and they just say fuck it, let's do this.

bonus for extremely vocal Joan, Dave trying to hold in his moans but Joan drawing them all out, hickeys(lots of hickeys) and Bro giving one or both of them "the talk"

Re: Dave/fem!John, 'she is all grown up

(Anonymous) 2013-03-09 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)

Reverse the Hemospectrum AU

(Anonymous) 2012-06-13 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
By the great pariahpirate:

Karkat: True Royalty The throne used to have a strong line of scarlet-blooded kings, but due to reasons (murder! Taking advantage of natural kindness!) the gene died out from the genetic pool. When is appeared again, Karkat thought he would be culled, so he his (cannon style). An accident reveals his blood, but instead of being culled on the spot, all bow before him. He is expected to take the throne when he comes of age. Still horribly insecure, he asks Aradia to co-rule with him.
Aradia: Royalty She was next in line for the throne, which she didn't really want because it would interfere with her adventuring. When Karkat's blood was revealed she was relieved. But then he asked her to co-rule. She can't exactly decline, but it's better than ruling full-time.
Tavros: Would essentially take Eridan's position But not the Douche and Forever Alone. That's Eridan's. The Royal Advisor! To both Karkat and Aradia. It's a tough job.
Sollux: Subjuggulator That's all I have to say. Just- picture it. Seven Nation Army would be his theme song.
Nepeta: Whatever Equius was in canon- Upper class? She still lives in her cave, but it's because she wants to.
Kanaya: She's still going to be in charge of the Birthing Caverns and Mother Grub, but she now has elevated class. Classy lady.
Terezi: Funny enough, she doesn't change at all.
Vriska: Middle class? She doesn't really care. She's too busy screwing over the people as a motherfucking pir8t!
Equius: Higher-low class Where Nepeta is in cannon.
Gamzee: Where Sollux is in Cannon He is to be the Grand Priest of Alternia's main religion, Church of the Mirthful Messiahs. The religion preaches equality. It also says if the Messiahs are pleased, equality and happiness will be achieved. If the Messiahs are not, everyone will die. Ritual sacrifice occurs often, rituals like blood offerings, not death...
Eridan: Where Tav is in cannon If he wasn't trying so hard to elevate his status by flirting with royalty, he'd be plotting a coup which Sollux would destroy with ease and pleasure. Funny enough, he flirted with Karkat the most, before he knew Karkat's blood colour.
Feferi: Where Aradia is in cannon Has a massive flush-crush on Aradia, but hides it really, really well. Yes I ship

Re: Reverse the Hemospectrum AU

(Anonymous) 2012-06-15 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh this looks interesting. Do you want a big plot or just a short thing?

Gamzee/Equius, possessiveness, dub-con

(Anonymous) 2012-06-13 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Gamzee is sober, and with the help of Karkat has his act together and is generally still a pretty chill motherfucker, until he gets a matesprit (Equius).Then its all kinds of terrifying overprotectiveness and possessiveness, and a horrible surprise for everyone who had started to relax about their chances of being crazy clown killed.
Also, it turns out, that some Highbloods really don't like sharing, so there's no way Gamzee is going to tolerate Equius having a Kismesis, or anyone even looking at him in a black rom kind of way(though unlike most other Highbloods who feel the same, Gamzee is not looking to fill that quadrant either).
Also, since trolls (in my headcanon) have a rather acute sense of smell and rely to some degree on pheromones and scent markings, Gamzee keeps depositing his genetic material inside of Equius instead of a bucket so that everyone can smell who he belongs to.
Equius is (slightly embarrassed, but overall) blissfully happy with this arrangement, which makes him the only one as everyone else is freaking the fuck right out. (especially Nepeta)
Bonus if Gamzee, being so high on the Hemospectrum, is also pretty scary strong, though not in the way that Equius is, and only when sober.

Karkat <> Kanaya, pale infidelity

(Anonymous) 2012-06-13 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
after Rose tells Kanaya that she is Not A Homosexual, a distraught Kanaya turns to Karkat for romantic advice/comfort.

and somehow, one way or another they end up having a feelings jam! :O

and then everyone treats it as a Very Big Thing (tm) and calls Karkat a pale slut and treats it with all the seriousness as if he'd been unfaithful.

(Rose and Dave have absolutely no idea what's going on)

Re: Karkat <> Kanaya, pale infidelity

(Anonymous) 2012-07-11 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
... This might be a thing that I can make happen.

Roxy/uranianUmbra, cybersex

(Anonymous) 2012-06-15 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
uranianUmbra messages Roxy when she happens to be drunker than usual. Roxy offers to show UU how teenage humans mess around via pesterlog, and UU accepts out of curiousity. Hot cybersex ensues.

Bonus if UU has to stop and try to explain troll anatomy to Roxy while all hot and bothered.


(Anonymous) 2012-06-20 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
After Aradia's death Equius feels the type of deep true hatred towards Vriska that only comes once in a lifetime. And towards someone that it's actually acceptable for him to have those types of feelings towards, even!

Except... if he ever actually showed even the slightest hint of it people would start wondering what the hell had changed to make him start hating her so much. And they might actually figure out that he had 100d feelings towards a lowly rustblood. He's forced by his own issues to keep acting as if everything were the same as it had always been between them, even when he can't see her without the nearly overwhelming urge to ravish ravage ravishage her.


(Anonymous) 2012-06-22 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Usually, Roxy is the one pleasuring Jane, whether she's sober or not. But this time, the tables turn, and Roxy gets it somewhere she hasn't used for that purpose in a while...

(Basically I want Jane giving Roxy anal, whether it's futa!Jane or a strap-on.)

Gamzee/John, General or Hornplay

(Anonymous) 2012-07-01 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
I just really want more for this pairing because I love it so much!

Can be either smut or fluff--even somewhere in-between--it doesn't matter that much. God tier Gamzee, sopor Gamzee, getting-used-to-being-sober Gamzee, I don't care. :)

Ideas to get you started:
-Baking contest (Pie vs. Cake)
-Hurt/Comfort with John helping Gamzee deal with guilt/the reality of having killed his friends
-Prankster buddies
-Flying (via John's God Tier powers)
-Warhammer of Zillyhoo
-Love/flushed feelings confession

But A SPECIFIC KINK...we've all heard the idea that "trolls' horns are sensitive in a sexual way", right? I think that could be interesting with these two. I don't think there's a Hornplay-fic with this pairing yet, so would anyone like to be the first? ;)

(Ah fuck, I'd even love fanart of any kind. I'm desperate. v.v )

Re: Gamzee/John, General or Hornplay

(Anonymous) 2012-07-01 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded. I hope someone fills this.

Re: Gamzee/John, General or Hornplay

(Anonymous) - 2012-07-17 22:06 (UTC) - Expand

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Karkat <3 Jade (revelations, inner monologues)

(Anonymous) 2012-07-02 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
I know it's dubious (and taken as a joke), but MSPA Wiki says that
There have also been repeated implications of Future Karkat potentially having "pity" or "red feelings" towards [Jade].

I'd love to see a situation where Karkat gets a chance to finish what he's saying ( Maybe Jade gets to see before the explosion and starts to reply before cutting out. Perhaps there's private memos back and forth between Future and Past Karkat about how stupid that was of him to admit.

And maybe Dog Tier Jade has some positive words for him later on.

It's probably a bit of a stretch to ask, but it would make this anon very happy. ♥


(Anonymous) 2012-07-06 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
-Stole this prompt from HSG

Carapace biology is sort of like the clownfish. When it's time to breed the carapace male with strongest pheromones becomes the "alpha" agent, and all the other males transform into cock hungry cuntbois.

One night a horny WV wakes up to find he has a vagina and perky boobies. Cue delicious fem!WV sex.


(Anonymous) 2012-07-09 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
C-can I get Karkat having blackrom-y sexy times with Future!Karkat over Trollian?

There has been a disturbing lack of Karkatcest in my life recently, so I'm not too picky on the details.

Somber!Gamzee/John [non-con]

(Anonymous) 2012-07-10 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
I can't find any fics with Somber!Gamzee raping can anyone fix that?

Re: Sober!Gamzee/John [non-con]

(Anonymous) 2012-07-11 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, I meant Sober!Gamzee DX Sorry if that confused anyone XD

Re: Somber!Gamzee/John [non-con]

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(Anonymous) 2012-07-15 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
The Summoner has the Orphaner in custody, what ensues?

Karkat/Eridan, pretending to be a slave, dub-con

(Anonymous) 2012-07-17 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Anyone here read any of the Stargate fics where one or more team members has to pretend to be the slave of another?

I'd love to see a story where for some reason one of the other trolls has to pretend to be Karkat's sex slave - and this will involve semi-public sex.

Eridan ends up being selected, and he's disturbingly convincing.

Bonus if he keeps the act up pretty much 24/7.

Double bonus if Karkat notices some really strange scars on Eridan's body.

Triple bonus if one of the leaders Karkat's negotiating with asks to swap sex slaves for a night.

Re: Karkat/Eridan, pretending to be a slave, dub-con

(Anonymous) 2012-07-17 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
thiiiis sounds like fun. OP, what kind of scars were you looking for?

Re: Karkat/Eridan, pretending to be a slave, dub-con

(Anonymous) - 2012-07-17 17:46 (UTC) - Expand

[INTERLUDE: be the human highblood.]

(Anonymous) - 2012-07-19 03:36 (UTC) - Expand

Re: [INTERLUDE: be the human highblood.]

(Anonymous) - 2012-07-19 06:13 (UTC) - Expand

Karkat: attempt alien diplomacy, link for future

(Anonymous) - 2012-12-07 01:22 (UTC) - Expand

Ancestors + Descendants - "Watching over them" shenanigans

(Anonymous) 2012-07-17 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
The trolls' ancestors are watching/have been watching over their descendants. They can't actually interfere or tell them anything.

(Except for the Summoner, who somehow managed it. Although his descendant keeps calling him 'Rufio' for some reason...)

I'd like to see all the ancestors reacting to the nonsense that their descendants are getting up to. For the lulz. Mystery-Science-Theater-3000-style commentary would be absolutely glorious.

Bonus points if, early on, Redglare and Mindfang start a betting pool over whether the Grand Highblood, Dualscar, or the Summoner will fly farther off the metaphorical handle when they see what their descendants are like.

Bonus bonus points if it's someone completely unexpected who flies farthest off the handle.

Re: Ancestors + Descendants - "Watching over them" shenanigans

(Anonymous) 2012-07-18 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
This would be hysterical, especially since I've been pretty much picturing this in my head all along.

Karkat/John, one sided crush, AU, misundertandings, assumed non-con threat

(Anonymous) 2012-07-17 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
This is a somewhat specific scenario. Take the normal AU where Karkat lands on earth, and gets adopted by John like a stray puppy, possibly after John nursing him back to health. John is excited to have an alien friend, and even though Karkat doesn't speak English he's sure to enjoy hanging out and watching earth movies! Brohugs and friendly pranks are abundant, and the alien doesn't seem to object.

Karkat is completely terrified. He's crash landed on a strange planet nobody even knows exists, with no way of contacting his friends. What's more, he's been taken prisoner by an alien who is far too touchy-feely, in his personal space all the time, and at one point even dropped a bucket on his head. Obviously it's only a matter of time before he's molested, because that's the only reason a troll would keep a prisoner alive this long.

On the other hand, the human is kind of weirdly attractive. Maybe being forced to pail with him wouldn't be so bad after all.
After a while, Karkat slowly develops a crush on John, while at the same time apprehensively waiting for him to make a move.
Optional: I'd would love to read that, especially if Karkat decided to get it over with and tries to make the first move with John.

Re: Karkat/John, one sided crush, AU, misundertandings, assumed non-con threat

(Anonymous) 2012-07-17 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
aaahhh +111111 would love to see this

Eridan/multiple and/or Equius/Gamzee, slavery and protection

(Anonymous) 2012-07-17 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Highbloods, any troll above true blue - Equius - have the right to take consorts or concubines to fill buckets with them for the drones instead of actually filling their quadrants - or sometimes as well as filling their quadrants. A concubine is pretty much a slave, while a consort is a spouse of sorts, but not an equal the way a quadrant is supposed to be. It's looked down on, but it is allowed, and it protects the concubines/consorts from culling as long as their owner does fill a pail with them for the drones. Even a red-blooded mutant, or a sopor addict. And if the heiress were to give up her status to join another troll's harem (as a concubine and therefore a slave) she wouldn't be expected to face the Condesce and the Empress wouldn't be allowed to kill her. Equius could claim two consorts or concubines before recruitment to the fleet, Gamzee could claim four - if he wasn't at risk of being culled for addiction himself - and Eridan could take up to six with him.

Three ideas from this scenario.

1) Gamzee and Equius are lovers, but Gamzee's still really screwed up when it gets close to recruitment time. And Nepeta insists on sleeping dry, putting her at risk of being culled for being feral. Equius hates the idea of owning either of them, but he can't see any other way to keep them safe.

2) Eridan has a plan to keep everyone who matters to him safe, and everyone who matters to them. It isn't unheard of for psionics to lose a lot of power during their final growth spurt, and consort/concubines are tested a lot less thoroughly than free trolls, so he proposes pretending that this has happened to Sollux, and declaring Sollux his consort. He also wants to take Karkat, Feferi, Gamzee, Tavros and Nepeta/Terezi as his concubines, to keep them from being culled. It isn't unheard of for the owner of a harem to allow his concubines to pair off inside the harem and contribute buckets from those pairings as well. The drones really approve of that.

3) Karkat and Equius are discussing their concerns for Gamzee, because they're both his quadrants, and Karkat mentions Eridan's plan to protect Sollux, Feferi and him, and one other troll of their choosing for each of them. This lets Equius realise that as a blueblood he's entitled to two concubines or consorts of his own, even as a recruit to the Fleet. Since Karkat's worried about Tavros/Terezi as well he suggests that if Equius takes care of Tavros/Terezi he'll ask Eridan to protect Nepeta.

Empress Feferi ♣ Karkat ♣ Troll Empire, AU

(Anonymous) 2012-07-17 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
After Feferi grows up and becomes empress, she and Karkat develop an understanding.
Any time she verges on acting similar to her ancestor the former Imperial Condesce, Karkat is to slap her over the head until she comes back to her senses.

And thus a great golden era of peace, prosperity and equal rights was born.

Re: Empress Feferi ♣ Karkat ♣ Troll Empire, AU

(Anonymous) 2013-02-24 01:42 am (UTC)(link)

Gamzee<3<Dave, Violence, Possible Non-con

(Anonymous) 2012-07-17 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Karkat eventually sees that his 'no inter species sloppy makeouts' rule is a losing battle and gives up on it. But he does put his foot down about blackrom. No caliginous interactions with the humans are allowed. He is very strict about this, and he actually gets everyone to follow his orders. This rule is entirely because Karkat does not want Gamzee having a relapse and/or murdering Dave.

Somehow, Dave finds out that Karkat is forbidding Gamzee from persuing kissmesistude with him, and interprets the protective gesture as Karkat saying he wouldn't be able to handle it. He takes matters into his own hands and provokes Gamzee.

Turns out, he really can't handle it. He was expecting some bickering, an angry rap off, some mind games, angry makeouts, but Gamzee goes full on subjuggulator, and Dave is terrified. Whether or not he actually rapes Dave is up to anon, as is the ending.

TL;DR: Dave bites off more than he can chew, and Gamzee lives up to his name as the Bard of Rage.

Bonus for having Gamzee intimidate Dave with his collection of corpses and heads.

Nepeta/Karkat, Crossdressing

(Anonymous) 2012-08-10 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
Nepeta has a hunch that her precious Karkitty is only into men. Sexual preferences are almost completely unheard of in troll society, so Karkat denies it outright; but Nepeta, of course, doesn't buy it. Cue outrageous cross dressing roleplay shenanigans. Smut would be greatly appreciated, if possible.

-Bonus points if Karkat does not recognize her at first. (and maybe some of the other trolls are fooled as well, for extra hilarity)
-Super bonus points if Nepeta's outfit includes a strap-on beneath her pants, Which appears outwardly as a constant erection.

Dirk/Sollux/Dirk - DP, everything's better in two2

(Anonymous) 2012-08-10 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
There is little Sollux likes more than things that come in twos, but things that come in slightly different twos are just about the best. Also the best? People who get shit done.

Dirk both gets shit done, and simultaneously has a waking and dream self. That's two awesome things about Dirk.

This all comes to Dirk maneuvering both his bodies into the same place, so both bodies can fuck him at the same time. Ideally this would be anal DP, though one at his ass and one at his mouth or a sex train where he's both fucking Sollux and being fucked by Sollux would also be acceptable. And maybe one body acts sweet and loving, like a matesprit, while the other is rough and merciless, like a kismesis.

Also, more twos. Coming twice, double bone bulges, nipple play (because there are two of them), et cetera.

No hermaphroditic troll biology (as a standard; IF Sollux does have both, for the sake of him being full of twos, I'd prefer the nook not be penetrated by more than fingers), non-con, or scat, please. Pretty much anything else goes.

Gamzee<>Karkat, past sexual abuse

(Anonymous) 2012-08-10 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
Gamzee was abused when he was younger, maybe by an older troll, a neighbor, or someone in his religion who used his loneliness to manipulate him into sex or sexual activities.

The problem is, without anyone to teach him otherwise, Gamzee never realized what happened to him isn't a normal thing to do with someone you're close to. This comes out after he becomes moirails with Karkat and starts being inappropriately sexual with him. Karkat is angry or bothered by it at first, until he finds out what happened.

Re: Gamzee<>Karkat, past sexual abuse

(Anonymous) 2013-01-02 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I filled your kink out here:

This was a joy to write! It's a too long to post in the comment here

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